Insight

Greta says they are coming for us.

Greta is never wrong.

She knew a fire would destroy the town hall. Told everyone she ran into at the grocery store. The idiots arrested her two days after it burned down. Of course they had to release her the next day—she had an airtight alibi. She was at her grandmother’s house, up in Denton, the night it burned. There was no way she could have gotten back to town to set a fire. Plus, the Fire Marshall declared the cause of the blaze was an overloaded electric circuit in the attic. Given that, and the fact that she is short for her age, seven, and could not have reached the attic trap door even with a ladder, they released her with apologies, and a recommendation that we contact a child psychiatrist.

She also called old man McGrudder’s heart attack. He was down in Florida, on vacation with his wife, when she started crying over her morning cereal. We asked what was wrong and she said Mister McGrudder’s heart was going to break. Judy and I exchanged worried glances, and told her he would get over it. After all, Missus McGrudder wasn’t all that great of a catch in the first place. Of course we didn’t say that out loud.

“No he won’t,” she insisted, and pushed her bowl away. Later that day we found out from a neighbor that Scott McGrudder had a massive coronary while playing an afternoon round of golf. We were stunned, and frightened. What the hell was going on with our little girl?

Then, last week, while shopping at Toy Barn she began screaming, out of the blue. Half the store gathered round before she became coherent, crying about all the people that were going to die. We tried to quiet her down, but she kept on and on about it. Helen Gauss recalled her prediction about the town hall and asked her who was going to die. “The people on the train!” she wailed. “A momma and her baby!” It was all we could do to hustle her out of there before the crowd got ugly.

She’s just a kid, for Christ sake.

An Amtrak Metro-Liner jumped the tracks in Pennsylvania the next day. We were horrified when we heard the reports that seven passengers were killed, including a woman and her three month old baby. Folks in town have been avoiding us ever since.

Sheriff Atkins came by the next day, Sunday, just as we were sitting down to eat. We asked if he’d like to join us, but he graciously declined. He asked if he could talk to Greta. We resisted, but he was fairly insistent. While he was as gentle as he could be Greta did not want to talk about the Amtrak accident, and ended up in a melt down on the living room floor. By the time he left we were all stretched pretty thin. Judy just pitched dinner—none of us could eat.

Today Greta stopped coloring and looked up at us at the kitchen table.

“They’re coming for us.”

“What…who? Who’s coming, sweetheart?”

“The mean men.”

My stomach dropped to my knees. Judy and I looked at each other. Then without a moment of hesitation Judy took off for the bedroom and started throwing things into a suitcase.

“What are you doing?”

“We’re getting the hell out of here,” she told me, never pausing.

“Wait. I’ve got a job. We can’t just…”

She whirled around and glared at me, her face distorted with a mix of anger and fear. “They’ll take her away from us, Kevin!”

“No. No. That’s TV crap. She’s just a little girl.”

“They’ll take her away from us and we’ll never see her again.”

I looked at the doorway. Greta was standing there, watching us.

“I’ll miss you, Daddy.”

I grabbed another suitcase and dashed to her room.
~

Author’s Note: I know this type of story has been done a million times before, but I kind of liked the way it played out. Hope you did not find it too cliché.
~
(c) 2010, by J. M. Strother – All rights reserved.

Young Turks and the Future of Reading

I had an interesting conversation with the new young turks in my office the other day. One guy just hired on, fresh out of college. The other one is a summer intern. Both are Computer Science majors, and very much into gadgets of all kinds. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that both are avid readers.

They like the same kind of stuff I like: fantasy, science fiction, general fiction, some of the classics. We spent a good half hour talking about everything from Harry Potter (which they grew up with), to Lord of the Rings, to 1984. It was great.

Then I asked them what they thought of ebooks.

Ooooh. Both of these guys frowned and shook their heads, no. They don’t like ebooks. They want a real book in their hands. These are the young readers we keep hearing about that grew up on computers. Blackberries, iPods, Bluetooth, Androids, cloud computing – these guys get it. They’re hip. Yet they don’t want no stinking ebooks.

I was a little stunned.

I did get one one them, I’ll call him Mike, to admit that it would be cool to have an ebook reader for traveling. But other than that, they were dead tree guys, through and through. (Both my daughters are about the same ages, and they like “real” books too.)

Yet Amazon now sells more ebooks than hardbacks. Someone is obviously embracing ebooks with abandon. Eventually I think these guys will too, for the convenience of travel and to do quick text searches. Mike admitted that capability was pretty cool too.

What does this mean for the future of reading?

I think it proves my point: avid readers will end up buying books they really love twice – once as a physical book to have and to hold from this day forward, and once as an ebook for sheer convenience. I also think older readers will embrace ebooks for the ability to change font sizes. The good news here is young turks turn into old farts soon enough.

So stop gnashing your teeth about ebooks killing the book markets. I see bright days ahead.
~jon

P.S. Don’t forget to take my poll on ebook pricing. You’ll be glad you did. Oh, nothing special will happen, but you’ll get the warm glow of knowing you participated. ~jon

Photo by Adrian via Flickr Creative Commons.

Max Mann and the Black Widow – Part 5

Part 1 (to start at the beginning)

The Client
The Butler

Part 2

The Associate
The Notebook

Part 3

The Cop
The Reporter

Part 4

The Boss
The Old Flame

Part 5

The Maid

I tooled on over to #17 to see what the results of my little conversation with the insurance agent would be. I parked on Oakwood, just around the corner, where I could keep a discrete eye on the driveway. Sure enough, before long Mr. Marino showed up, raising a cloud of dust as he whipped up the drive. He slid to a stop and flew out of the car and about bolted to the front door. I found it interesting that he didn’t need to knock – he let himself in with his own key. Hmm.

I wasn’t particularly surprised when my cell phone rang a few minutes later.

“Mann.”

“Mr. Mann?” It was Mrs. Jones. She sounded upset.

“Yes ma’am?”

“I’d like to talk to you.” Her voice was low and forced, like she was trying to keep control. Mr. Marino must have told her of my suspicions.

“Sure, ma’am. Talk away.”

“Not on the phone!”

“OK. You want me to drop by?”

“No.” That was definite. “Where are you? Are you at your office?”

“No ma’am, I’m out in the field following up some leads.”

“Well, I want to see you. Now.”

“Oh jeeze, ma’am. ‘Fraid I can’t get back to the office before, oh, three o’clock. Well, maybe two-thirtyish.” I looked at my watch. It was just before noon. I figured if I gave them some time to stew, they might do something foolish that I could follow up on.

“Two-thirty! Where on earth are you?”

“I’m heading out I-85 to see a man about a dog,” I lied.

“What?”

“Bruno.”

“What?”

“Best scent hound east of the Mississippi, ma’am. Bruno’s out on a farm in mid-state. I think he could help us find your husband. You do still want me to find your husband, don’t you?”

“Well, of course. Well, no. Why yes!” She was obviously flustered. “That is to say, I want my husband found, of course.” Ah. The subtext there was pretty obvious. Found, but not by me. She was going to fire my ass.

“I see,” I said. “Well, if I hurry, I can get back by two-thirty. Of course, any speeding tickets count towards expenses.” The phone clicked off in my ear. I hung up and watched the front door.

The door opened and Mr. Marino stepped out onto the stoop. Mrs. Jones stood on the threshold, and they talked – heads close together. Then she leaned forward and gave him a long and deep felt hug. As she closed the door he turned and dashed back to his car. He wasted no time hitting the road, again raising a cloud of dust. I put the key in the ignition, figuring to follow him when a car suddenly came out from behind the house. It was Mrs. Jones, driving her Mercedes. Unlike Mr. Marino, she seemed to be in no particular hurry. She turned the other way on Park and then, to my dismay, turned left onto Oakwood. I slunk down in my seat as she drove by, but she didn’t seem to have noticed me. Whew. That was close.

Now what to do? Follow Mr. M, or Mrs. Jones? Marino had already passed out of sight, so I figured I’d best follow Mrs. Jones. So once again I put the key to the ignition. Once again I stopped before firing her up. Another car was coming down the driveway!

This was one I hadn’t seen before, a late model Buick. It was driven by none other than my old friend Robert, and he seemed to be in a hurry. He squealed out onto Park and headed off in yet a third direction. Hell! What to do, what to do?

Then a thought struck me. This would be a great time to search the house.

#

I could see through the side panel beside the door that the security alarm had not been armed. They had all been in such a rush to leave they hadn’t bothered with it. That made my life simple. I tried the door knob, but it was locked. So I headed for the back door, where I was less likely to be seen. If Murphy couldn’t pin a homicide on me he’d be perfectly willing to settle for breaking and entering.

To my delight I found the back door was not even locked. I knocked, very lightly, just so I could say that I knocked, and pushed the door open. The kitchen was empty so I slid in as quiet as a cat. As I tried to close the door behind me I bobbled one of my crutches. To my dismay it clattered across the tiled floor. I winched and waited, but the house remained silent. So I closed the door and struggled to retrieve my crutch, trying not to bend too much in the middle. My ribs screamed in silent protest.

Once I was recrutched I considered what to do next. I wasn’t sure what I was looking for, so I had no real plan of action. I’d just go over the whole place quickly and see if anything jumped out at me. I decided to start in the study, mostly because it was the one room in the house that I had seen before.

The study was sparsely furnished, lots of books, a desk and chair, and a few other scatterings of furniture. I went to the desk. It was locked. I decided against forcing it and browsed over the books on the shelves. Unlike the books at Mr. Jones’ bookstore, these were fine books indeed. Most were leather bound with titles like The Iliad, The Works of Shakespeare, A Tale of Two Cities and the like. No cheap mysteries or romances here. I pulled down a gilt-edged tome titled Hard Times by Charles Dickens. I flipped it open to the title page and saw it was printed in London by Bradbury & Evans in 1704. I don’t know Jack about rare books, but I’d be willing to bet this baby was a first edition.

“Who the hell are you?”

I about jumped out of my skin and the book went flying. I grabbed for it and bobbled it two or three times before snatching it from mid air. I whirled around to face a heavy set black woman in a white uniform, losing my crutches in the move. I was busted. By the maid.

“Mann. Max Mann.” I had to talk fast before she called the cops. “Mrs. Jones hired me to find her husband.” She folded her arms and scowled, unimpressed. “I dropped by to talk to Mrs. Jones and… well it looks like she’s out, so I thought I’d read a book while I waited for her to get back.”

She marched across the room and firmly removed the book from my grasp. She inspected it, wiped off the binding as if I had contaminated it, and carefully put it back on the shelf. She turned to find me struggling to bend down for my crutches. Bless the woman for she took pity on me, picked them up, and handed them back. “Well if you mess up her books she’ll fire your sorry ass. Damn, she doesn’t like anyone messing with her books.”

“These are hers?”

She folded her arms again and looked at me like I was stupid.

“I just thought… well with the bookstore and all…”

“Hell no. Mr. Jones don’t know a first edition from the Sunday paper.” She lovingly caressed the spine of Hard Times with her rag and smiled. “Oh, he buys ‘em for her all right, but it’s Mrs. Jones that finds ‘em. On the web. Yea, she do love her books.”

“She reads these?”

“What the hell do you think? Of course she doesn’t read them. Hell, she’d get her finger oils on the pages. Shit mister, that book costs over a thousand dollars. You don’t read books like that!”

“Oh.” I decided to change the subject. “So tell me, um… I’m sorry. What’s your name?”

“Helen.”

“So tell me, Helen, do you know when Mrs. Jones will be back?”

She shrugged. “Hard to say. You just missed her. She had to run out to the store to get another steamer trunk.”

“A steamer trunk?”

“Yea. She’s gonna take a trip and damned if one of the steamer trunks isn’t missing.”

A lump formed in my stomach.

“A trip?”

“Yea. She’s going on a cruise. With Mr. Marino.”

“Oh?” Now wasn’t that interesting.

#

I headed back to the office convinced Mrs. Jones had killed her husband and was now preparing to flee the country. According to the maid, she and the insurance agent were going on a ten day Caribbean cruise. Due to leave the day after tomorrow. They could drop out of site at any port along the way and never be seen again. Just one thing bothered me. Why the hell did she hire me?

The Sister

I swung by Carl’s for a burger and fries before heading back to the office. I had plenty of time on my hands, since I wasn’t expecting Mrs. Jones till around 2:30. So I took my time and had an extra cup of coffee. As I sat there drinking my joe, I ran over the facts in my head. Over and over. And the more I looked at it the more I began to think my old buddy Cliff was right. But no dame was going to stick me for a murder I didn’t commit. Still, I’d have to be careful and watch out for the set up.

I killed a little more time so that I could get back to the office fashionably late. After all, I was supposed to be out in the field. If Mrs. J showed up early I didn’t want to have to explain why I was already there.

I drove past the office and sure enough the red Mercedes was parked out front. Nobody in it. I drove around to the alley and parked in my usual spot out back. I would have liked to hoof it up the back stairs to make a show of trying to be on time, but my leg thought better of it and I grabbed the elevator instead.

She was waiting for me out in the hallway. She whirled around at the sound of the elevator dinging. I hustled out, but before I could say anything she closed the gap between us and took a slap at my face.

I grabbed her wrist in mid swing, and to heck with the crutches. This dame had slapped me once. She wasn’t going to get away with it a second time. “What the hell is that all about!” I panted.

She struggled to free herself and tried to slap me again. Again, I caught her wrist and this time she let loose like a bobcat, flailing at me wildly with both hands. I had a good hundred pounds on her, and there was no way she was going to get to me. She tried a knee to the groin, but expecting it, I turned my hip in time and blocked her. She stopped as suddenly as she had started and all at once collapsed against my chest, bursting out in tears.

Now I felt awkward and helpless. Mrs. Arens, the accountant across the hall opened the door to see what all the ruckus was. I gave her a hapless look while Mrs. Jones continued to weep into my chest. Mrs. Arens retreated with a slam of the door.

“Come on, lady, what’s this all about?” I cajoled.

“You… you,” she gasped between sobs. “You’re a beast, Mr. Mann!”

I held her away from me and looked her in the eye. “And how ya figure that?” I asked.

“I talked to Alex,” she was finally beginning to compose herself again. She jerked away, and tidied herself, daubing at her eyes. “He told me what you said.”

“I see,” I said.

“How could you?” Her face began clouding up again. I made a move towards the office hoping to avoid another scene out in the hallway. “Alex told me that you think I killed my husband!” She gasped for air and managed not to cry.

“Well, ma’am, I’ve got to consider all the possibilities.”

“All the possibilities!” she shrieked. Several of the office doors popped open and heads poked out. I tried to shush her, but she would have none of that. “All the possibilities! How could you? How could you even think it! He’s my husband, Mr. Mann. And I love him very much.”

“All right, I understand.”

“No you don’t! And then,” she got even louder, “you accuse me of sleeping with Alex!” Her arm tightened and I could see another slap coming. But she managed to restrain herself. Barely.

“Well, ma’am, you gotta admit it looks a little suspicious…”

“What looks a little suspicious?” she demanded.

“Well, you and Alex seem to go way back,” I said. “Through three husbands, it seems. And he seemed mighty at home by the pool the other day. And now you’re going on a cruise together? Come on. What am I supposed to think?”

“You men are all the same!” Her lip began to tremble again. Tears were welling up in her eyes. “Your minds are in the gutter.”

“I see.”

“No, you don’t see, Mr. Mann. You can’t see beyond your tawdry little…” Tears began flowing and she collapsed against my chest. She looked up into my face with the most wounded look I think I’ve ever seen on a person. “He’s my brother, Mr. Mann!”

You could’ve knocked me over with a feather.

#

I finally got her into the office and managed to calm her down. I apologized to her for accusing her of sleeping with her brother, and tried to explain that seeing as I did not have all the facts, it just looked pretty bad. Then I asked her about the sudden Caribbean cruise. She explained that there was nothing sudden about it at all. She and her brother always took a Caribbean cruise around this time of year and had booked the tickets months ago. Seems Murphy had already questioned her about the cruise and by the tone of her voice I could tell she did not think much of my pal. But he had cleared her to go. Evidently Murphy was satisfied that she was not a risk to flee. Again, I explained that I had not had all the facts, so things looked bad, and told her she could have been a little more forthcoming and have avoided all this discomfort. At length we hashed out all our differences and she rose to go. She looked around the office and seemed a little puzzled.

“Well, where’s the dog?” she asked.

“The dog?”

“Bruno. Aren’t you going to bring him over to the house to get the scent?”

“You want me to bring Bruno over to the house?”

“Oh course, Mr. Mann. I want you to find my husband.”

Man, was I confused.

~

Next week – Chapter’s 11 & 12: The Beagle, and The Waitress

Just two more installments. Yet to come: Part 5 – The Beagle, and The Waitress; and Part 6 – The Collar

You can find other exciting serialized fiction on the web via the #TuesdaySerial tag on Twitter, or visit Inspired by Real Life, for a weekly listing.
(c) 2010, by J. M. Strother – All rights reserved.

The #FridayFlash Report – Vol2. #09

I hope you all did not give up on me — here is the very tardy #FridayFlash Report for last week. We had another great week, with eighty-two stories over all, including four debuts. Please be sure to visit and comment on the stories of all our wonderful new writers. Welcome Susanna Khoo, Susan Helene Gottfried, Tiffany Saxton, and Laura Rachel Fox. We hope you enjoy sharing future stories with us.

As always, if your story is not listed below be sure to visit the Collector, add the details, and I’ll add it to the list. Be sure to read In Other News at the bottom of the listing for some really exciting news. Yours in lateness, ~jon

The Stories

Wired by Denise Covey @pichetsinparis ~ Cross Genre ~

Who Is It? by Michelle Dennis Evans @michelledevans ~ Unspecified ~

White Horses Flow by Peggy McFarland @peggywriter ~ Unspecified ~

Weekend Access by Dan Powell @danpowfiction ~ Slice of Life ~

Unknown to Me by Michael J. Solender @mjsolender ~ Literary ~

Universal Warrior: Atherean Defenders Ep. 1: Red Morning by Avery K. Tingle @Ironman1176 ~ Fantasy ~

Transition Village Columbia by Mike Robertson @miker_lazlo ~ Fantasy ~

Three Elements by Angie C. @techtigger ~ Fantasy ~

They Left Her In An Alley by Pamila Payne @mspamila ~ Horror ~

The Ties That Bind by Marc Nash @ExisleMoll ~ Thriller ~

The Scoop by Susanna Khoo @susk ~ Unspecified ~ Debut

The Rope Swing by J. M. Strother @jmstro ~ Slice of Life ~

The Rattle by Eric J. Krause @ericjkrause ~ Unspecified ~

The Problem with Gavin by Isabel Joely Black @TheCharmQuark ~ Humor ~

The Pen by Jason Warden @ShadowCastAudio ~ Horror ~

The old Woman and the Dragon by T.S. Bazelli @tsbazelli ~ Fantasy ~

The Hunter by Linda Simoni-Wastila @drwasy ~ Literary ~

The Essence by Louise Dragon @WeezelWords ~ Slice of Life ~

The Downside of 24-Hour Stores by Carrie Clevenger @carrieclevenger ~ Thriller ~

The Discovery by Elijah Toten @authoreit ~ Unspecified ~

The Death of the Party by Travis King @travisking ~ Fantasy ~

THE CHOCOLATE PEARL by Absolutely*Kate @AbsolutelyKate ~ Suspense ~

The Apprentice by Clive Martyn @clivem ~ Fantasy ~

Thanks, you too by Orjan Westin @Cunobaros ~ Science Fiction ~

Tavernier’s Dimensions by Aidan Fritz @AidanFritz ~ Science Fiction ~

Sunday by Rachel Blackbirdsong @RBlackbirdsong ~ Literary ~

Some Dance to Remember by Melissa L. Webb @melissalwebb ~ Unspecified ~

Snare by Thom Gabrukiewicz @tgabrukiewicz ~ Unspecified ~

Seasons will pass you by by Jason Coggins @thehedgemonkey ~ Fantasy ~

Rope by Ali @alisonwells ~ Humor ~

Red by Laurita Miller @lauritamiller ~ Horror ~

Playing with Lightning by Anke Wehner @Anke ~ Fantasy ~

Photo Album by Susan Cross @SusanJCross ~ Slice of Life ~

Papillon by Rachel Carter @rachcarter ~ Literary ~

Octopus by Christian Bell @christianbell37 ~ Unspecified ~

New Arrivals by Leigh Barlow @LeighBarlow ~ Science Fiction ~

Nevergirl by Maria Protopapadaki-Smith @mazzz_in_Leeds ~ Fantasy ~

Near Death by Michelle Frank @wickedmoxie ~ Unspecified ~

Mr. Luck to the Rescue by Katherine Nabity @katen ~ Fantasy ~

Monsterbat by Monsterbat @n/a ~ Experimental ~

Memento Mori by Marisa Birns @marisabirns ~ Unspecified ~

Measuring by Stephen Parolini @noveldoctor ~ Literary ~

Maya by T.J. McIntyre @southernweirdo ~ Magical Realism ~

Mask of smiles by Estrella Azul @EstrellaAzul ~ Slice of Life ~

Management Skills by Susanna David @sad19 ~ Slice of Life ~

Magnolia Blue by Kemari Howell @Kemari ~ Literary ~

Live Bait by Matt Merritt @1block ~ Slice of Life ~

Leap by Neil Shurley @thatneilguy ~ Unspecified ~

Last Hope (for Hope Hill) by David G Shrock @dracotorre ~ Experimental ~

Kathryn’s Child by Stephen A. Watkins, Jr. @swatkinsjr ~ Science Fiction ~

Just Drive by Lily Mulholland @LilyMulholland ~ Unspecified ~

Idle Chatter by Alan Baxter @AlanBaxter ~ Horror ~

Hunger by Neil Shurley @thatneilguy ~ Unspecified ~

How They Met by Icy Sedgwick @icypop ~ Thriller ~

Home Late by Tomara Armstrong @2maraA ~ Cross Genre ~

His Left Foot by Cathy Olliffe @Matthiasville ~ Unspecified ~

HER FIRST NIGHT by Anthony Venutolo @bukowskisbaseme ~ Literary ~

He Said Nobody’s Perfect by Joanie Rich @nightcrafter ~ Slice of Life ~

Great Gams 4 by J. Dane Tyler @DarcKnyt ~ Suspense ~

Frozen Treat by John McDonnell @McDonnellWrite ~ Horror ~

For Daisy, Life is a Stretch by Alex Carrick @Alex_Carrick ~ Humor ~

Fates of the Stepdaughter by John Wiswell @Wiswell ~ Experimental ~

Fairy-be-gone by Catherine Russell @ganymeder ~ Cross Genre ~

Don’t Mess with Inspiration by Wulfie @wulfshado ~ Humor ~

DMH Fiction: Ysabella by Susan Helene Gottfried @WestofMars ~ Unspecified ~ Debut

Coup d’cash II by Benjamin Solah @benjaminsolah ~ Horror ~

Come with me by Denis Vaughan @inshin ~ Suspense ~

Coffee Break by Tony Noland @TonyNoland ~ Science Fiction ~

Clandestine Tilak by Annie Evett @AnnieEvett ~ Slice of Life ~

Brother Lost by Vandamir Windrider @Vandamir ~ Magical Realism ~

Broommates: Widening Gyre by Valerie Valdes @valerievaldes ~ Cross Genre ~

Broken by Lauren Cude @NA ~ Fantasy ~

Book of the Damned by Nomar Knight @Nomar_Knight ~ Horror ~

Baby Dearest by Hazel Katherine Larkin @HazelKLarkin ~ Slice of Life ~

Alexandra by Danielle La Paglia @Dannigrrl5 ~ Slice of Life ~

According To Plan by Aislinn O’Connor @Aislinnye24 ~ Slice of Life ~

A squat to remember by Brainhazewp @Brainhazewp ~ Slice of Life ~

A Pixie Ghost Story by Tiffany Saxton @Abrigella ~ Fantasy ~ Debut

A Meeting by Laura Rachel Fox @lostlibrarygirl ~ Experimental ~ Debut

A Lost Weekend (or Something Like) by Dave Bartlett @DaveBartlett1 ~ Unspecified ~

A Last Hurrah by Sam Adamson @FutureNostalgic ~ Slice of Life ~

A good, strong name by KjM @kevinjmackey ~ Slice of Life ~

In Other News

We have some really exciting stuff this week, folks.

Alex Carrick got an Honorable Mention in the very prestigious Lorian Hemingway Short Story Competition, currently in it’s 30th year. Impressive. He got the HM for his story, “The Size of the Skip.” You can read all about the contest, it’s winners, and see Alex’s name up in lights at the competition’s Results Page. Congratulations, Alex!

More contest results news:

Sam Adamson, perhaps better known to some of you as FutureNostalgic, received an Honorable Mention and won of the popular vote in the Zombie Luv competion at Mari’s Randomities. He received the HM for his story, “For the Love of Mike!” Congratulations, Sam!

And congratulations to the winner of the contest, Nishida C, for her story “Tell-tale Bit” which took first place, and Angel Zapata who took second with his story, “Dead Flames.” And thnaks to Mari for running such a fun contest. Many #fridayflash regulars participated in it. You can read the full wrap here.

This just in:

Long time #fridayflasher and editor extraordinaire, Michael J. Solender is looking for nonfiction writers to participate in On the Wing. On the Wing is Full of Crow’s home for nonfiction writes, essays, rants, screeds, opinion and more. Non-conforming, non-timid, non-mainstream, maybe even nonsensical, OTW is looking for writers with true stories to tell that evoke feelings, question the status quo, get deep below the surface of issues, and make our readers think, rethink and even act.

OTW says, “Take us by surprise, shed new light using a voice and perspective that we can’t find from mainstream media. Culture, Politics, Media, Economics, Hyper-local Issues, Religion, Sex, War, Prison, Drugs – all are fair game for On the Wing. Your writing and work will define what we look like and who we are. Essays, Interviews, Opinions are all welcome for publication. We are looking for top quality, well researched, documented, and highly polished work. Queries are not necessary for work under 5000 words. OTW cannot offer compensation other than the knowledge that your published work will be showcased on a unique platform and read by millions. Well, maybe not millions – yet.”

Submit cover letter and original, unpublished manuscripts for review to: mjsolender@fullofcrow.com.

If you have news the #fridayflash community can use, please send it to me via email or Twitter DM. I love the help spread the word.
~jon

The wrap

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The Rope Swing

It was an old Manila rope. We found it, like so many of our childhood treasures, in the city dump. We could not believe our luck. It was at least fifty feet long, and other than a few frayed spots, in perfectly good shape. What idiot would throw such a thing away?

My friend, Jimmy, shimmied up the tree, and tied off one end of the rope to an outstretched bough. The free end actually touched the ground, which meant there was plenty of slack to tie a knot with a loose loop in it, which would help us to hold on. The tree itself was sited perfectly, at the edge of the creek’s embankment, meaning that with a good running start we could swing out far above the dry creek bed. It was exhilarating, particularly for someone like me, who is afraid of heights. I got the same feeling of joyous terror years later when I discovered amusement parks.

On the occasion of my ninth birthday I begged my mother to let me go out and play while she prepared Sunday breakfast. My uncle was in town, a rare treat, and she really did not want me to ruin my Sunday best. But she relented, admonishing me not to get dirty. A fool’s errand that, sending a nine-year-old out to play, and expecting a presentable return.

I headed directly for the creek.

Jimmy, and a couple of my other pals, were already there, taking turns trying to outdo each other on the rope swing. Each one took a long arcing run, then leapt from the edge of the embankment. Our friend, Ray, impressed everyone by hiking his legs way up, and actually clearing the landing zone for a second full sweep around. When he landed I grabbed the rope, determined to match his feat.

“Watch this!” I shouted as I dashed off the end of the world.

For a few glorious seconds I was flying, screaming from the pure joy of it.

Perhaps the rope was not as substantial as we assumed. Perhaps our neighborhood terrorist, Blake, had sawn at the knot up in the tree. Or maybe the rope had simply rotted over the course of the summer from continuous cycles of sun, rain, and strain. At any rate, at the climax of my joy, at the very apex of my sweeping arc, the rope broke. Then I truly was flying.

Briefly.

By the time my friends reached me I had somehow managed to sit up. I was too stunned to cry, or perhaps there was just too little air left in my lungs to support a wail. Jimmy bent down to check me out. I saw his eyes grow big, and followed his gaze to my left arm.

It was obviously broken, mangled into an unholy configuration not meant for this world. Suddenly I somehow found my breath.

At the hospital, through the fog of pain, I heard bits of whispered conversations between my parents and the doctor.

afraid of doing further damage…
could sever the median nerve…
permanent loss of the use of that hand…

With these lovely sprites dancing in my head I was carted off to surgery.

When I awoke my mother was sitting at my bedside. She smiled, and welcomed me back to the world of the living. Then she explained that dad had taken Uncle Dan to the airport. “He had to catch his flight. But he wanted me to tell you, you’re one tough trooper, and that he loves you.”

“Is there any cake left?” I wanted to know.

She laughed, and ran her fingers through my hair. “Of course, silly. It hasn’t even been cut. We’ll have it tomorrow, with ice cream and presents.”

I cheered up a bit at that. Then I braved a look at my arm, laying atop the sheet. It was in a full L-shaped cast, with only the thumb and fingertips exposed. In bright green marker were the words, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”, signed by someone I did not know. They had drawn festive red and blue balloons to each side.

My mom saw the puzzled look on my face.

“You came back from surgery with that. It’s the surgeon’s signature.”

I gave my fingers a tentative wiggle. They moved. I realized then he had given me the best possible birthday present, bundled up in half-inch thick plaster of paris wrapping – a fully functional left hand.

I can’t recall what Jimmy gave me.
~
(c) 2010, by J. M. Strother – All rights reserved.

Two Inspiring Ladies

This post is doing triple duty for me this week. First off, it is my #fridayflash. Second, it is my contribution to India Drummond’s Writing Adventure Group (#WAG on Twitter) prompt – Broken. Third, it is my entry in Deanna Schrayer’s first writing contest over at The Other Side of Deanna. It has a Birthday theme. So I pondered over “broken” and “birthday” for a few minutes when this concept sprang to mind. I was pretty pleased with it. Not too often I hit three birds with one stone, whether they’re in the bush or not. Thank you India and Deanna for the inspiration.
~jon

Max Mann and the Black Widow – Part 4

Part 1 (to start at the beginning)

The Client
The Butler

Part 2

The Associate
The Notebook

Part 3

The Cop
The Reporter

Part Four

The Boss

I dropped Cliff off back at the strip mall so he could pick up his car. Murphy was still there, and eyed me like a shark scenting blood. Cliff’s theory began to take on more substance in that cold stare. But I had a hard time accepting that Mrs. Jones was trying to set me up. For one thing, I didn’t think she was bright enough to do it. And then there were those baby blues.

Still, that didn’t mean Murphy wouldn’t try to pin something on me anyway. He’d been known not to let little things like the facts get in his way before. The sooner I got out of his sight the better, so I bid Cliff goodnight and drove off.

I picked up the tail right away.

That Murphy, what a jerk. He didn’t have anything and he knew it, but that wouldn’t stop him from harassing me. I sped up to test my theory, and sure enough, the unmarked car behind me kept pace. Great. Well, I’d just take them for a merry chase.

The Brougham stuck out like a sore thumb so my only hope to ditch them was to tie ‘em up in traffic and make a couple of quick turns to get out of their line of sight. So I headed down Jackson towards the business district where traffic would be heavier. I blasted through a couple of late yellows, but they came on through on the early reds. With luck, at 5th Street traffic really bunched up. A delivery van was double parked. As the flow merged into the left lane to get by the obstruction my tail got stuck at least seven cars to the rear. I looked at the light just ahead, and paused briefly along side the truck. The guy behind me started blasting the horn, but I ignored him. When I saw the Don’t Walk lights start flashing I gunned it and turned onto 5th just as the lights changed. The traffic behind me all got caught on the red and I was home free. I turned left on Monroe, then right on 4th and right on Jefferson. Here I picked up the on ramp to the Interstate and blew out of town.

By now it was getting dark and I was getting hungry. So I took the exit on old State Route 11 and headed for a little trout lodge I knew down in Lewiston. It was a quaint little place, set up like a 1950’s roadside diner, with china plates thick enough to be used as boat anchors and silverware made out of real silver. The china was generally chipped and the silverware slightly bent, but the fish was out of this world. I must have been deep in thought about my anticipated meal because it was some time before I realized I had picked up the tail again. Damn! That Murphy was going too far. I was out of his jurisdiction and he had no right to be harassing me now. I was tempted to pull over and give the jerks a piece of my mind.

I must have been deep in thought about the tail, for it was a while before I realized the car in front of me was consistently slowing down, to the point that we were just creeping along. Suddenly he jammed on his brakes and I stopped just inches from his bumper. Too late, I realized what was going down. The tail stopped on my bumper, ensuring I was going nowhere, and two big lunks jumped out, one on each side. The guy on the driver’s side yanked open my door and hauled me out by my shirt. He wasn’t a cop.

“The Boss wants to talk to you,” he informed me, inviting me to his car. Considering his size, and the fact that his three friends were just as big, I thought it best to accept the ride. He patted me down and once satisfied that I wasn’t packing, hauled me to the rear door of his Lincoln and shoved me in. My leg throbbed with pain, and the ribs felt no better. At least I wasn’t riding in the trunk, and I thanked God for small favors. They took my keys and one of his friends drove off in my car. I figured I’d never see the Brougham again.

We pulled up in the alley behind Rabeno’s on the far south side of town within a half an hour. Rabeno’s was a great Italian restaurant with some of the best linguine east of the Mississippi. It was also the favorite haunt of Micky Malone. Why a good Irish boy like Micky choose to eat at an Italian joint was beyond me, but I think it had something to do with the ambiance.

When the Lincoln pulled to a stop another large fellow was waiting and yanked open the door and hauled me out, again by my shirt. I told him to take it easy on my knee and hobbled along as best I could. He held my arm against his own like a steel trap, to make sure I couldn’t run. Like running was an option. I was actually glad for the support, since they had left my crutches in the Brougham. He steered me into Rabeno’s via the back door and I was hustled into a private room.

Micky was having dinner. He paused, looking up to see what the cat had drug in, and then continued to eat, making small talk with his companions. The blond on his right laughed obsequiously at all his jokes. The two “gentlemen” seated at the table looked vaguely familiar. I recognized the guy standing behind him, my old friend with the pipe. He glared at me.

I could see Micky was going to let me stand there for a good long time before he deigned to turn his attention to me, and since my knee was killing me, I decided to break the ice myself. “Evening, Micky. These gents told me you wanted to talk to me.”

He put down his fork and waved off the thug behind me, who evidently was about to teach me a lesson in manners. He took a long slow drink from his wine glass and then wiped his lips with his cloth napkin.

“Yea, Max. How ya doing? Sorry to hear about your little accident.” He looked at my knee with exaggerated sympathy. The blond giggled. “You should be more careful. Falling down steps can be fatal.”

“Yea. I changed the light bulb,” I told him.

“That’s good.” He didn’t offer me a seat. I was beginning to sweat from the effort of standing on my bum knee. “Listen, Max. I hear you’ve been poking around Jonesey’s place. Looking for anything in particular?”

“Mr. Jones,” I answered frankly.

The blond’s giggle died abruptly and the two guys at the table looked a little surprised. But Micky didn’t miss a beat. “Any particular reason?”

“Yea. Mrs. Jones hired me to find him. She’s worried about him.”

“Oh Yea?” He rocked back in his chair and lit a cigar. “Well that’s good. That’s good that she’s worried about him. She’s a good wife.” He puffed on his cigar for a few seconds and then looked back up to me. “I hope you find him, Max. Cause me and the boys, we’re worried about him too. Jonesy’s doing a little work for me.” At this he pulled a little notebook out of his vest pocket and laid it squarely on the table between us. I recognized it as the notebook Pipes had taken from me the night before. “It’s a shame the bookstore burned down last night. But bookstore’s can be replaced, ‘ya know? But people, good people like Jonesy, well they’re hard to replace. I’d sure like to find him. All safe and sound like. So you keep on looking for Jonesy, Max. And if you find him there will be a little extra in your Christmas stocking this year. And,” he added punctuating the air with his cigar, “If he’s dead, and you can find out who killed him, then I’ll really make it worth your while.”

I was confused. “You mean you didn’t…”

“Course not!” he scoffed. “I need Jonesy. He’s a vital part of my operation. See, Alice here likes to read the classics.” He winked. Alice laughed like a hyena. Then he turned to the thug behind me. “See Mr. Mann back to his car.”

“Yes sir, Mr. Malone.” The hulk behind me grabbed me by the arm letting me know in no uncertain terms that my chat with Micky was over.

“Careful of his knee,” Mickey grinned, turning his attention back to his linguine.

The Old Flame

I was escorted to my car, which had conveniently found its way to the alley behind Rabeno’s. I was handed the keys and the big gorilla walked away with a, “Have a nice day,” thrown over his shoulder as he left me standing there. I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. No pipes to the knee. No punch to the gut. No cement shoes. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say I had just been hired by Micky Malone to find Rodger Jones. I did know better, and I had just been hired by Micky Malone to find Rodger Jones. It didn’t make any sense. My head was swimming.

I got in the car and hesitated slightly before inserting the key in the ignition. I closed my eyes and turned the key. The old Brougham fired right up, the motor purring like a kitten – no explosion. I let out a long breath, relieved. I sat there for a few minutes trying to sort things out. The two people I suspected most of doing away with Rodger Jones were now both counting on me to find him. Up to about an hour ago, the way I had it figured was that if Mrs. Jones didn’t kill her husband, then Micky must of done it. If Micky didn’t do it, then I figured it must have been the dame. But damned if they weren’t both paying me to find the guy. Or at least I think Micky was going to pay me, if I followed the conversation correctly. My head was beginning to spin.

At last I put the car in gear and as I pulled away I noticed two of Mickey’s boys standing behind the dumpster, where they were keeping an eye on me. I gave them a wave and a nod, but they just watched me pass, stony faced. It didn’t exactly give me a warm fuzzy feeling that we were all on the same side.

Once back out on the street I remembered that I hadn’t eaten and decided to grab something quick, preferably from someplace that had a well lighted parking lot. I headed over to Cousin Charlie’s, a little bar on 7th Street that was renowned for roast beef sandwiches and slaw to die for. Fortunately, it was also on a busy street and had it’s own well lit and guarded lot. With luck, I’d be able to satisfy an appetite that had come roaring back without getting piped, kidnapped or killed.

Well, luck was with me. I made it into Cousin Charlie’s without incident and took a booth in the back, where I could keep an eye on things. It paid off. I saw Cliff Williams come in just after the waitress left for my beer. I gave him a wave and he came over to join me.

“How’s it been going?” he asked as he slid onto the bench opposite me. “A Mich,” he told the waitress as she plunked my beer on the table. “In the bottle.”

“Don’t ask,” I replied.

“Tough day?”

“You wouldn’t believe it if I told you.”

“Any closer to finding old man Jones?”

“Nope. I’m shooting blanks, Cliff. I just about had Micky Malone pegged for it, what with the shop getting torched last night.”

“Yea? So what changed your mind?”

I told him of my little encounter with the Malone boys. “Shit Cliff, he’s gone and hired me!”

“So’s the dame,” he observed. I could tell by his tone that he didn’t think a little thing like paying me would exempt someone from suspicion.

“So, you still think it’s the wife?”

He took a long pull off his Michalobe and nodded. “I’d look into the insurance angle if I was you.” The waitress came back and we ordered our food, and more beer. Cliff watched her retreat towards the kitchen before coming back around to the conversation. “Hey, good news,” he told me.

“What’s that?”

“The Fire Marshall has cleared the scene. Definitely arson. But,” he grinned over his beer, “definitely no signs of a corpse. Murphy’s beside himself. He sure wanted to nail your ass.”

So the next day I decided to take Cliff’s advise and began digging into the insurance angle. I got on the phone and called my old buddy, Jenny Andrews. Jen was an insurance fraud investigator for one of the big east coast agencies. We went way back – Jenny and me – when she was still Jenny Carter. But things didn’t exactly work out. When we realized that we weren’t exactly simpatico, we went our separate ways. It had been many years ago, but we parted with no hard feelings.

Jenny was glad to hear from me and asked me when I was going to get a real job. She always asked and I always said when Hell freezes over. Then I asked her how Jim and the two kids were doing. They were doing great. Jim had gotten a promotion and they had moved into a new house – one with two and a half baths. It was just what she had always wanted, she told me. And it was. That was what had made us incompatible. Jenny had wanted security and stability, something a private dick can’t exactly promise, and I had wanted the freedom to be my own boss, to set my own hours. The feast or famine lifestyle, the lack of fringe benefits, no hope of ever having a house with a yard drove the final wedge between us. We had made a great team, and still had the utmost respect for each other. It took me two years to get around to scrapping the “Carter &” off the door so that now it read simply, Mann ~ Private Investigations.

I explained the current case to her and she said she would see what she could do. In less than an hour she called me back. It was beginning to look like Cliff was right. The insurance trail on this dame stuck out like an iceberg in the desert.

Her first husband, Jeremy Abrams, was insured for a cool one million dollars. The insurance company did not want to pay off, since no body was ever found, but after years of stalling and haggling between their respective lawyers, they had finally caved and paid out in full. Plus there was the house, listed at a cool 750 grand.

Her second husband, the car dealer, was insured for 2.5 million. The insurance investigators were all over that one like flies to honey, but they could never prove any foul play. Eventually, they had to settle without a fight. Plus she got the dealership, worth an estimated 25 million.

So I was a little surprised when Jen told me that her latest husband, Rodger Jones, was only insured for 200K. “That’s odd,” I observed.

“Well, Yea,” she agreed, “but there’s more.”

“Oh?”

“Yea. That bookstore of his – the one that just burned down… It’s insured for three million dollars.”

“Whoa!” It didn’t compare to 25 mil, but still three mil was nothing to sneeze at. Then a notion crossed my mind. “So tell me, Jen, what insurance agent in their right mind would sell a policy to anyone related to this dame?” I already knew the answer.

#

The Independent Insurance Agency was on the east side. It only took me a few minutes to get there. I called ahead to be sure he was in, giving the secretary a false name for my appointment, to insure that he’d still be in when I got there. He was.

“Mr. Hensley to see you.” She stepped aside to allow me to enter. Alex Marino was in the process of raising to greet a prospect when his smile froze and his handshake withdrew. So did the secretary.

“You?” His smile was replaced by a frown. “What’s with the bogus ID?” He sat back down, all signs of warmth now gone.

“I just wanted to make sure you would see me,” I said.

He scoffed at that. “And why wouldn’t I see you, Mr. Mann?”

“I don’t know,” I shrugged, helping myself to a seat that was not offered. I picked up a large crystal snow globe and gave it a shake. It had a little scene of a cottage in the woods, and the snow swirled all around. “Cute,” I observed. “Real crystal?”

“Waterford.”

I looked around the office. It was quite nicely furnished. The paintings on the walls really were paintings, not prints. And they were framed in expensive wooden frames. His desk was solid cherry, and the rug on the floor a genuine Persian. Mr. Marino was doing quite well for himself, it seemed.

“Nice place you’ve got here. Insurance business must treat you pretty well.”

“I don’t do too badly,” he conceded.

“I must be in the wrong business,” I said. I rocked back and forth in the visitor’s chair – solid as a rock. No need for a matchbook wedge under the leg of this chair. “I used to have a secretary.” I jerked my thumb back towards the reception area.

“That’s nice.”

“Yes sir, it must take a hell of a lot of sales to afford an office in this suite. Or maybe just a few really big sales will do the trick, eh?”

He sighed in exasperation. “I’m a very busy man, Mr. Mann. How can I help you?”

“I understand that you sold the insurance policy on Mrs. Jones’ husband.”

His eyes narrowed. “Yes, I did.”

“And you sold the policy on her late husband, Henry Ferguson.”

He just stared at me, irritably.

“And on Jeremy Abrams – her first husband, as well.”

“Indeed. It helps if you know someone in the life insurance business, Mr. Mann. Someone you can trust.”

“Oh, I see,” I said.

Again, he just stared at me.

“And in the fire insurance business too, I assume?”

“Just what are you getting at, Mr. Mann?” His gaze was cold as steel.

“Well, Mr. Marino, don’t you think it looks just a little suspicious that you keep selling bigger and bigger insurance policies to the husbands of Mrs. Jones and that bad things keep happening to them?

At this he leaned forward and locked me in a cold glare. “Be very careful, Mr. Mann. Liable can be a nasty business.”

“Yes, it can, “ I said. “So is murder, Mr. Marino. And fraud.”

“Quit playing your little game, Mr. Mann. If you have something to say, just say it.”

“OK, Mr. Marino. The way I see it you and Mrs. Jones have a thing going. She marries a rich guy, you sell the big insurance policy, the rich guy dies, and you make sure the policy pays off.” He looked at me in a complete deadpan. If I had hoped to strike a nerve, I had failed miserably. I may as well have suggested that I did not care for the office decor for all the rise I got out of him. “And maybe you two have got a little something else going on the side?”

His eyebrows knit at this. So I gigged a little deeper.

“You sacking up with her?”

At this Alex Marino rose from his desk wound up tighter than a spring. Both jaw and fist were clenched. The veins on his temples throbbed, threatening to pop. I’d certainly struck a nerve there. “Get out of my office.” He managed to speak without shouting – just barely. I rose, keeping the desk between us. His hand grasped the crystal snow globe as I edged toward the door.

“Hit a nerve?” I asked with a wicked grin. I heard the crystal shatter as I slammed the door on my way out.
~

Next week – Chapter’s 9 & 10: The Maid, and The Sister

Just three more installments. Yet to come: Part 5 – The Beagle, and The Waitress; and Part 6 – The Collar
(c) 2010, by J. M. Strother – All rights reserved.

Extra! Extra! Comment All About It!

Two items caught my attention recently. First there was this posting on The Publetariat concerning ebook pricing: Pricing to Fail: Case Studies in Dumb Pricing. Basically, it states that if you overcharge what the market perceives to be a fair price for electronic content, you won’t move many units. Pretty simple economics, really.

Then I saw an article from the Columbia Journalism Review about a newspaper in Massachusetts, The Sun Chronicle, which has started charging their readers for the privilege of commenting on stories. That’s right, they’ve put their comment system behind a pay wall.

My initial thought was, “Well, that certainly ought to cut down on the number of comments they receive.” I was right. According to the article, the number of people who comment has dropped from about 6,000 to just twenty.

Apparently the idea is, by charging a nominal one-time fee (thus eliminating anonymity) all the trolls who typically muddy newspaper comment threads would drop out. This, in turn, would elevate the quality of the discussion. Evidently it worked like a charm. Trolls, it seems, are cheapskates and cowards.

The article states “that removing the option of anonymity encourages a different type of commenter to participate,” and quotes the publisher, Oreste D’Arconte thus: “So far, the tone of the conversation has been excellent.”

Would you be willing to pay to comment at your favorite news site? Maybe some people would. In which case it begs the question: How much do you charge people to comment? As the first article points out, charging too much pretty well dooms the project, no matter how good the end product. The Sun Chronicle decided 99¢ was about right.

I’m fascinated by this idea and am thinking of moving to this model. After all, experimentation is the name of the game here at Mad Utopia. Instead of charging 99¢, I’ll charge $1,000,000. That should work nicely. I probably won’t get many comments, but man, I’d only need one.

So, what do you think? Is it crazy for newspapers to charge for commenting, or is this really a brilliant idea whose time has come? Feel free to chime in. Don’t worry, your comments here are free – for now.
~jon

Photo by drb62 via Flickr Creative Commons.

The Fabulous Flash Award

I have decided to start the Fabulous Flash Award to spotlight some folks I feel deserve recognition for their, well… fabulous flash fiction. I read a lot of flash fiction every month, and some of it is simply outstanding. Humor that really makes me laugh. Stories about the human condition so poignant they bring tears to my eyes. Horror so disturbing it haunts me for days on end. Flash like that is hard to write. Authors who take the time and effort to create well crafted stories deserve a little recognition beyond the, “That was great,” comment at the bottom of their post.

Therefore I am rolling out the Fabulous Flash Award. It doesn’t come with any money (alas, I am not wealthy), but with plenty of heartfelt thanks and admiration, as well as a cool little blog badge.

As we all know, web awards always come with strings attached. This one is no exception (though none of the following is mandatory). So here’s the drill. Recipients of the Fabulous Flash Award should:

  • acknowledge receiving the award in a blog post
  • link back to the person who awarded it
  • select four other fabulous flashers to receive the award to keep spreading the joy
  • write one or two short lines explaining why you’ve chosen each recipient
  • optionally (I know not everyone is on Twitter) tweet, “I just gave the Fabulous Flash Award to (name). They’re worth reading.” Include a shortened URL back to your post in the tweet.

While I am heavily involved in #fridayflash, it is not necessary for the person receiving the award to be a #fridayflash participant. The writer just needs to be posting fabulous flash fiction on the web. With a little additional recognition it just may help drive another reader or two their way.

The Envelope, Please

So, with no further ado, I would like to give the following writers the first four Fabulous Flash Awards:

  • Shannon Esposito writes across a wide variety genres on her blog, Murder in Paradise. No matter if it’s literary, horror, or slice of life, the quality of writing is always terrific and the story always worth the read.  Follow @soesposito on Twitter.
  • Clive Martyn posts flash on his blog, A Writer’s Story. Clive has a unique voice and is not afraid to experiment. I liked one of his pieces so much, I selected it as the Editor’s Choice in the upcoming Best of #fridayflash Anthology. You can follow him as @CliveM on Twitter.
  • Maria Protopapadaki-Smith posts on her blog Mazz In Leeds. She is quite versatile, ranging from outrageous humor, to disturbing horror, to quite moving slice of life. Maria is consistently good, and always a joy to read. Follow @mass_in_Leeds on Twitter to keep up with her exploits.
  • John Wiswell is flat out funny. While his flash is not always humor, the preponderance of it is. Humorous or not, it is always well written, and can be found on his blog, The Bathroom Monologs. Follow @Wiswell on Twitter. You won’t be disappointed.

Well, there you have it. Four excellent purveyors of flash fiction. Read them. Follow them. Support them. Next month I’ll highlight four more flashers I think deserve a good shout out. There is a lot of great flash fiction out there, just waiting to be read.
~jon

The #FridayFlash Report – Vol2. #08

We had eighty-eight stories this week, including five debuts. Our debut authors include India Drummond, Hazel Katherine Larkin, Isabel Joely Black, Susanna David, and Rick Maughan. Please be sure to visit, and give them a warm welcome to the fold.

If you posted a #fridayflash, and it does not show up in this listing, please go to the Collector and add your details. I will then add it to the list.

The Stories

83 by Michelle Dennis Evans @michelledevans ~ Slice of Life ~

A?B by Linda Simoni-Wastila @drwasy ~ Literary ~

A Call from Cthulhu by Travis King @travisking ~ Humor ~

A girl in every port by Adam J. Keeper @adamkeeper ~ Science Fiction ~

A Life Experienced by Coyote Southbridge @AntiSocBtrfly ~ Unspecified ~

A Little White by Leigh Barlow @LeighBarlow ~ Science Fiction ~

A Special Anniversary by LyndaSinclair @sudnleavalable ~ Unspecified ~

Adrift by T.S. Bazelli @tsbazelli ~ Horror ~

Alma by Louise Dragon @WeezelWords ~ Horror ~

And The Ship Sailed On by Chris Chartrand @chrischartrand ~ Adventure ~

Arcade by Diandra Linnemann @LaCaffeinata ~ Science Fiction ~

Camera Shy by Elijah Toten @authoreit ~ Unspecified ~

Caroline by India Drummond @IndiaDrummond ~ Fantasy ~ Debut

Compulsion by Marc Nash @ExisleMoll ~ Literary ~

Coup d’cash by Benjamin Solah @benjaminsolah ~ Horror ~

Cycles by Vandamir Windrider @Vandamir ~ Science Fiction ~

Diggin’ For Worms by Jim Bronyaur @jimbronyaur ~ Horror ~

Discovered Country by Catherine Russell @ganymeder ~ Literary ~

Doing the Undoable by John Wiswell @Wiswell ~ Humor ~

Enjoy the Show by Jen Brubacher @jen_b ~ Unspecified ~

False Alarms by Peggy McFarland @peggywriter ~ Horror ~

Fenghuang: The August Rooster by Aidan Fritz @AidanFritz ~ Fantasy ~

First Person Negative by Jason Warden @ShadowCastAudio ~ Cross Genre ~

First Will and Testament by davidbdale @davidbdale ~ Literary ~

Frank’s Legacy by Hazel Katherine Larkin @hazelklarkin ~ Slice of Life ~ Debut

GODDESS or GUTTERSNIPE? by Anthony Venutolo @bukowskisbaseme ~ Literary ~

Great Gams 3 by J. Dane Tyler @DarcKnyt ~ Suspense ~

Grey Ghost Gone by Tony Noland @TonyNoland ~ Fantasy ~

Happy Birthday by Laura Eno @LauraEno ~ Unspecified ~

Hate Breed by Nomar Knight @Nomar_Knight ~ Horror ~

He the Moon by Mark Kerstetter @markerstetter ~ Unspecified ~

Ignorance is Bliss by Walt White @waltw ~ Action ~

In My Mind’s Eye by Alan W. Davidson @AW_Davidson ~ Slice of Life ~

Just Business by Neil Shurley @thatneilguy ~ Crime ~

Lars Rehnquist is Always Wrong by David Garrett @carpedavid ~ Humor ~

Maternal Instincts by Kemari Howell @Kemari ~ Humor ~

Maybe He’ll Stay by Pamila Payne @ms.pamila ~ Unspecified ~

Mr. Luck on a Job by Katherine Nabity @katen ~ Thriller ~

Necrofiche by Maria Protopapadaki-Smith @mazzz_in_Leeds ~ Unspecified ~

Never Good Enough by Joanie Rich @nightcrafter ~ Slice of Life ~

Ninja by Thom Gabrukiewicz @tgabrukiewicz ~ Unspecified ~

No Complaints by P.J. Kaiser @doublelattemama ~ Fantasy ~

One More by Clive Martyn @clivem ~ Horror ~

Organise! by Isabel Joely Black @TheCharmQuark ~ Suspense ~ Debut

Paris Diaries II: On the Seine by Kim Batchelor @Kim_Batchelor ~ Humor ~

Peaches by Susan Cross @SusanJCross ~ Slice of Life ~

Pink is the Color of Shame by Tomara Armstrong @2maraA ~ Unspecified ~

Politiks by Jessica Rosen @jessrosenbooks ~ Science Fiction ~

Polly Wants A Cracker! by Icy Sedgwick @icypop ~ Humor ~

Precious Machine by Al Bruno III @albruno3 ~ Horror ~

Prelude Fin by Timothy P. Remp @TIm_Remp_Writer ~ Science Fiction ~

Proper Young Ladies Should Never… by Alex Carrick @Alex_Carrick ~ Humor ~

Return to Titan by KjM @kevinjmackey ~ Science Fiction ~

Rocky Shore by Rebecca Emin @RebeccaEmin ~ Slice of Life ~

Shadows Ghosts Wraiths by Eric J. Krause @ericjkrause ~ Unspecified ~

Shattered by Danielle La Paglia @Dannigrrl5 ~ Horror ~

Shiny Snail Trails by Estrella Azul @EstrellaAzul ~ Unspecified ~

Six Days by Rachel Carter @rachcarter ~ Slice of Life ~

Six Word Story by Mari Juniper @marirandomities ~ Fantasy ~

Small Town Investigation by Paul Servini @None ~ Unspecified ~

SPELL: “CALLING FORTH A LOVER” by Absolutely*Kate @AbsolutelyKate ~ Magical Realism ~

Square Root by Christian Bell @christianbell37 ~ Unspecified ~

Swelter by Donald Conrad @NoddlaNocdar ~ Cross Genre ~

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Over the River and Through the Woods

Gladys heard car doors and stepped to the front window to investigate.

“Henry!”

Henry startled, now fully awake in his recliner, where he had been half dozing.

“It’s Carol, come. Along with the whole lot of ‘em.”

Henry jerked the recliner down, and struggled to his feet. “I best get a shirt on.”

He shambled down the hall of their shotgun bungalow, heading for the bedroom. He was in the habit of lounging in naught but his undershirt and trousers.

“Put on some shoes, too!” That lot was hazardous to toes.

He was coming back down the hall when Gladys opened the front door just as Carol was about to knock. Gladys smiled, hoping it looked sincere.

“Why, it’s Carol and Dan! And the grandkids!” She sidestepped as little Tony barreled in, making directly for the kitchen. Henry patted him on the head as he went by.

“Hi, Mom! I know, we should have called. Hope we didn’t catch you at a bad time.” Caroline gave her mom a hug then moved on to her dad. Carol’s husband, Dan, gave her a peck on the cheek, and veered off for the living room, tossing a, “Hi, Pops!” Henry’s way. Danny Junior gave her a hug, then took out after Tony. Mike, the third little guy, carried in a box of toys, ensconced himself under the dining room table, and dumped them all on the floor.

“Say hello to your Grandmother,” Carol admonished.

“Hi, Grams.” He began pushing a truck around, repeatedly crashing it into table and chair legs.

“There’s cookies and milk in the kitchen,” Gladys informed Mike, hoping he’d abandon his furniture demolition.

“Bring ‘em here,” he said.

“No, sweetie, you have to eat them in the kitchen.”

Begrudgingly, Mike got up and headed down the hallway, truck in hand.

“I best go pour the milk.” Gladys followed closely behind.

They stayed two hours, the standard visit, and didn’t break too much. Gladys started seeing signs of movement from Dan. Wacky Wednesday Wrestling was just about over, which meant he soon would be bored and ready to leave. Caroline started browsing around in the dining room, looking at the bric-a-brac and old photos in the curio.

“When you die,” she said, pointing to a lovely vase atop the china case, “I want that.”

Gladys cleared her throat, momentarily at a loss for words. The vase had been their Twentieth Wedding Anniversary gift, from Caroline’s younger brother, George. Given his taste, it was likely quite expensive.

“Well, George gave that to us.”

“I know. But…” Just then a calamity in the kitchen called their attention away.

Once they were gone Gladys and Henry collapsed into their respective arm chairs for some recuperation time.

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After breakfast the next day Gladys deposited a large box on the table, next to Henry’s plate.

“What’s that, Dear?”

“A package I want you to mail.”

It was addressed to their son, George.
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