The #fridayflash Report – Week 37

We had 77 stories this week with three debuts. Please welcome Heather Lloyd, Jack Roth, and , and Tom B. Reeves to the #fridayflash madness party. If your story is not in the list drop by the Collector, add the details, and we’ll get it listed.

Many thanks to Susan for compiling the list for me. Her help here is much appreciated. She also added a handy little plug-in to my blog, WPtouch, which renders the blog much more readable on smart phones. If you use WordPress for your blog you might want to check it out.

I’m not firing on all cylinders, so I’ll cut the chit-chat and turn you all over the stories. Again, thanks to everyone who participates, either as an author or a reader. You make #fridayflash the continuing success it is.

The Stories

With You by Shawn Main @shawnmain ~ Slice of Life

What Cain Did by Amy Taylor @adastrapoetry ~ Horror/Suspense

UCF #3: The Package by Sam @FutureNostalgic ~ Fantasy

Tommyrot by Virginia Moffatt @VirginiaMoffatt ~ Unspecified

Tombs Of The Blonde Dead Part One Of Six In The Garden Of Duchesses by Al Bruno III @albruno3 ~ Fantasy

To Catch A Terrorist by Jake Freivald @jdfreivald ~ Science Fiction

Time Flux by Laura Eno @LauraEno ~ Fantasy

Through Angel Eyes by Annie Evett @AnnieEvett ~ Science Fiction

Thoughtful Amichi by David Masters @davidmasters ~ Humor

The Virgin and the Priest by Kim Batchelor @Kim_Batchelor ~ Humor

The Suit & Tie Bank Robbery by Disgruntled Janitor @disgruntleddad ~ Mystery/Thriller

The Storm by Jessica Rosen @jessrosenbooks ~ Science Fiction

The Stonges Move by Michelle Dennis Evans @michelledevans ~ Slice of Life

The Sabotaging Swede by Chance @Chance4321 ~ Humor

The Ride of Billy’s Life by Deanna Schrayer @deannaschrayer ~ Cross Genre

The Report by Jim Wisneski @wisneski ~ Horror/Suspense

The Long Road to Long Island by Deborah Szajngarten @Debs1 ~ Slice of Life

The Last Meal by Heather Lloyd @Heatherlloyd83 ~ Cross Genre ~ Debut

The Impala by Calvin Seen @calseen ~ Cross Genre

The Forest Mountain Troll by Eric J. Krause @ericjkrause ~ Fantasy

The First One by Emma Newman @EmApocalyptic ~ Magical Realism

The Family Business by Dana @ywgdana ~ Slice of Life

The Fable of the Tarsier by Barry J. Northern @BarryNorthern ~ Fantasy

The Evening by Peter Etherington @petherin ~ Science Fiction

Terminal One by Dana @ywgdana ~ Slice of Life

Tea for Two by Linda Simoni-Wastila @drwasy ~ Literary

Sunset by Leigh Barlow @LeighBarlow ~ Literary

Sodium Pentothal by Christian Bell @christianbell37 ~ Unspecified

Sisterhood by Thom Gabrukiewicz @tgabrukiewicz ~ Unspecified

Shadow of the Noose by Anton Gully @antongully ~ Historical

Ridi, Pagliaccio by Tony Noland @TonyNoland ~ Horror/Suspense

Pupal Stage by Maria Protopapadaki-Smith @mazzz_in_Leeds ~ Horror/Suspense

Poe’s Basement by Aaron Polson @aaronpolson ~ Humor

Planet Vs. Spaceship by John Wiswell @Wiswell ~ Science Fiction

Perspectives of Sand by Jodi Cleghorn @@jodicleghorn ~ Slice of Life

On The Curb by Melissa D. Johnston @melissa_djohnst ~ Unspecified

Oh What Fool These Bullies Be by Dan Faust @danfaust ~ Unspecified

Naked Music by Skycycler @skycycler ~ Literary

Ms. Phitts and Mr. Gatheral Spar Two Rounds by Alex Carrick @Alex_Carrick ~ Humor

Mousing Around by brookelyn @lilskeen ~ Unspecified

Moonlighting by Peggy McFarland @peggywriter ~ Horror/Suspense

Monster Savior by David G Shrock @dracotorre ~ Unspecified

Love in Love by Elizabeth Ditty @ditty1013 ~ Magical Realism

Life, Death & the Space In Between by Shannon Esposito @soesposito ~ Literary

“Lemon Mustang” by P.J. Kaiser @doublelattemama ~ Slice of Life
Katsuri’s Hunt by G.P. Ching @gpching ~ Fantasy

Janie’s New Eyes by Jim Wisneski @wisneski ~ Horror/Suspense

Itch. by Jack Roth @jack_roth ~ Horror/Suspense ~ Debut

Hunters in the Mist by Deborah Bundy @DeborahKBundy ~ Fantasy

How She Found Out by Cathy Olliffe @Matthiasville ~ Slice of Life

Henry’s Story by Dan Powell @danpowfiction ~ Humor

Help the medicine go down by Jim Dempsey @jimdempsey ~

Glass Door by CJ Hodges MacFarlane @h0jp0j ~ Unspecified

‘For Your Own Good’ by Mel Morton @Mel_Morton ~ Slice of Life

Familiar by Jen Brubacher @jen_b ~ Slice of Life

Dullcreek by Carrie Clevenger @carrieclevenger ~ Cross Genre

Dude Goes What by Tom B. Reeves @tombreeves ~ Literary ~ Debut

Drinks with Andre by Anthony Venutolo @bukowskisbaseme ~ Slice of Life

Dreams of Lawrence Ferlinghetti by Mark Kerstetter @markerstetter ~ Unspecified

Deceptions and Aliens by Chris Chartrand @ChrisChartrand ~ Cross Genre

Deathbed by Matthew Marko @litrock ~ Unspecified

Cackles & Caldrons by katirra @katirra ~ Horror/Suspense

Boredom by E. D. Johnson @geektreasure ~ Slice of Life

Blaze’s Flower Patch by Louise Dragon @WeezelWords ~ Science Fiction

Bedridden by Tim VanSant @TimVanSant ~ Cross Genre

Auramancer by Angie C. @techtigger ~ Fantasy

An Occurence in Mistine Valley by Lindsay Oberst @lindzsmile ~ Experimental

An Imbolc Tale by Deirdre M. Murphy @wyld_dandelyon ~

Amichi the Thoughtful Monkey by David Masters @davidmasters ~ Humor

Always a Bridesmaid, Part III by Cecilia Dominic @RandomOenophile ~ Mystery/Thriller

Adrenalin by Lily Mulholland @CascadeLily ~ Mystery/Thriller

Ache by Marisa Birns @marisabirns ~ Slice of Life

A Tall Tale by Barb Relyea @BRelyea ~ Action/Adventure

A Lovely Shade of Blue by Michael J. Solender @mjsolender ~ Mystery/Thriller

A Day’s Work by Olivia Tejeda @SimplyOlivia ~ Literary

A bad case of salesman’s toe by Karen Schindler @karenfrommentor ~ Humor

The wrap

Thanks to all our readers. We love you. And please, if you enjoy a story leave comments when you visit. Writers love feedback almost as much as chocolate. Maybe more! Then go tell your friends to read it too. Help these writers grow.

You can subscribe to the #fridayflash hashtag (external link) on Twitter every week for more great flash fiction.

We’re on Facebook (external link) too.
~jon

WPtouch

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I was reading last week’s #fridayflash on my Android Moment (behind, as usual), and the first story I read, 1234 came up so easy to read. I discovered the WPtouch plugin, so I added it to Jon’s site. I would encourage all WordPress users to add this plug in…it makes it so much easier to read your blog on a mobile device. And thank you Jim, for adding this to your site, thus cluing me in.

Beached

An unnatural chill hung over the beach, making for a miserable end to a very bleak day. The mother ship was lost, more than half the crew dead. Maurice longed for the comfort of a fire but Omar refused to allow one. The Philippine Navy was still patrolling. Running lights of a corvette passed not far offshore less than an hour ago.

“I have never been so cold in my life.” Maurice rubbed his hands on his arms for heat. “This is unreal.”

“It is Hantumaya,” Gema, replied. Gema picked at his cold rations as he glanced nervously about. “This is her island. We should never have come here.” Gema jerked his chin towards the shoreline, where their glorious leader, Omar, sulked. He lowered his voice. “He has killed us all, coming here.”

Almost as if he heard, Omar lurched to his feet and stalked back toward the rag-tag encampment. Fortunately he headed for the other cluster of men, and kicked Santos in the foot to wake him.

“Wha?” Santos jerked up.

“Relieve Sam.” Omar thumbed towards the trees, where they had hidden their inflatable skiff. The other skiff had gone down along with the pirate’s mother ship in a hale of 30mm fire. When Santos failed to move fast enough Omar kicked him again.

“I’m going.” Santos scrambled away from his commander, got to his feet, and headed for the trees.

“Omar killed her family,” Gema whispered to Maurice. “Ten years ago. Just off this island. This shore is cursed.”

Omar shot them a look. Gema held his breath, but evidently Omar heard nothing, or else let it pass. After staring at them for a moment Omar moved on to relieve himself at the water’s edge.

A strangled cry arose from the trees. They all leapt to their feet as Santos came rushing out of the brush in a panic, shouting, “Dear Mother of God!”

“What, you fool?” Omar grabbed him by the shoulders and shook him.

“Sam!” Santos pointed back toward the jungle. “He’s dead. The boat!”

At that they all rushed toward the trees, guns at ready, for the skiff was their only way off this island.

Sam sat propped against a palm tree, as if lounging at his ease. A homespun garrote firmly held him place. While Maurice stared at him in disbelief a cry went up from Dominique, wailing about the boat. Maurice tore his eyes away from Sam’s and saw the skiff had been sliced to ribbons. There was no hope of salvage.

“She is here,” Gema whispered.

“Who?” Dominique asked.

“Maya Johnson.”

Omar stepped over to him and shoved the barrel of his .45 up to Gema’s temple. “Enough of that talk. I cut her throat personally ten years ago. She’s dead. You say that name again and I’ll do the same to you.”

Gema swallowed hard.

“She has Sam’s Kalashnikov!” Dominique suddenly realized. He and Ali immediately started firing into the brush. It was all Omar could do to get them to stop.

“The damn Navy is still out there you idiots! Do you want to bring them down on us?”

Gema shot Maurice a look that suggested that it might not be the worst plan.

“Form up,” Omar ordered. “Three each. Dom, Santos, and Ali stick together. Gema. Maurice. You’re with me.”

“What are we going to do?” Santos asked.

“We’re going to find the mother that did this and skin him alive.”

“In the dark?”

“Yes, you son of a cow, in the dark. Do you want him,” he emphasized the masculine pronoun, “to pick us off in the night? Go that way. He can’t be far. Don’t shoot unless you’re certain. We don’t want to kill each other.” He shoved them off, glaring after them until they disappeared into the trees. Then he waved to Gema and Maurice to follow, and headed in the opposite direction.

“We have to get out of here,” Maurice mouthed to Gema as they fell into line. Gema slowed just a bit, so that Omar began to out-pace them. They had almost lost sight of him when shots rang out, off in the jungle. A bullet tore through the brush, hitting Gema in the arm. They dropped to the ground immediately. Omar crawled his way back to them.

“Those idiots are shooting at random!” Omar hissed. He rose to his knees, cupped his hands to his mouth, and ordered them to stop shooting. Another bullet tore through the brush and he flattened himself once again.

“She will have us all,” Gema said, as Maurice applied a tourniquet.

Omar pointed his .45 at Gema once again. “I told you, she is dead.”

Maurice moved like lightning. The rock hit Omar in the temple. He did not bother to wait to see if he was dead. He grabbed his friend and headed back towards the beach, staying low.

He found a rocky area and hunkered down. There they waited out the night.

When daylight came he made his way to the skiff, gathered the necessary materials, and scurried out onto the beach. He felt dreadfully exposed, but had no choice but to linger long enough to make sure the fire took. Once it was going he threw on some heavy slabs of rubber to raise a lot of smoke.

Just as he was about dash away he saw Omar standing at the edge of the trees, looking at him. Then he realized that Omar was not standing there. He was propped up, like a scarecrow. Then he saw her, sitting off to the side, apparently unarmed. The scar on her neck was obvious even from that distance.

Their eyes met. He understood. He hurried back to the rocks and waited for the arrival of the Navy.

He and Gema were her messengers.

©2010 by J. M. Strother, all rights reserved.

The #FridayFlash February Challenge

Today I bring you a guest post and a challenge from fellow #fridayflash aficionado, E. D. Johnson. He has challenged himself to a writing exercise that just might be crazy enough to succeed. And that’s what Mad Utopia is all about, folks, finding new and exciting ways to approach writing in the new era.

Please welcome, E. D. Johnson.
~jon

The #FridayFlash February Challenge

First and foremost, I would like to thank Jon Strother for allowing me this avenue of insanity, via a guest post on Mad Utopia. We’ve become pretty good virtual friends over the past several months, and I appreciate his support. We even had a genuine mystery that needed to be solved. It may one day become a topic for #FridayFlash.

Speaking of #FridayFlash, that is why I am here today. First a little background.

I waffle on and off of #FridayFlash, so some people may know me and some may not. I have been involved since the early days, when we were still picking the name in fact. Over the course of time we have discussed lots of ways to innovate and improve the event so that more people can be involved in a less chaotic fashion.

I took a little break in November and December (work related, not disgruntled or anything) and came back around the middle of January. I thought I was doing good with my little Parrant stories, because I wrote them basically back to back, though still stand alone in the tradition of #FridayFlash. When I mentioned that on Twitter, Deanna Schrayer (@deannaschrayer) told me that David Shrock (@dracotorre) had already posted to the middle of March. I grumbled a little bit, and in the course of that conversation, broached the idea of having a whole year’s worth of #FridayFlash. Deanna and others called me crazy, but I took it as a personal challenge.

The challenge is simple. Create enough #FridayFlash stories between February 1st and February 28th to cover from February 1st to December 31st! That’s right, one year’s worth of #FridayFlash in twenty-eight days.

Thus begins the #FridayFlash February Challenge. It is similar to NaNoWriMo in scope, so finishing should be possible. I am a big fan of alliteration, therefore, for February, I propose fabricating fifty-two #FridayFlash fiction stories for everyone to follow throughout the year. Is that enough alliteration? I invite anyone who wants to play along or give encouragement to do so. Wish me luck!

Editor's note: Luck!

Bio: E.D. Johnson is a new author with a BA in English. He is the creative spark behind Geek Treasure, and an early adopter of #fridayflash. You can follow him as @geektreasure on Twitter.

The #fridayflash Report – Week 36

Lots of news this week. I have the regular listing of stories, thanks to my personal tech guru and all around angel, Susan, who put it together for me while I was tied up with personal matters. She is the hidden talent that keeps this site humming. Thank you Susan.

In the report this week we have 79 stories for your reading pleasure, 7 from debut contributors. Please welcome Anke Wehner, Mel Morton, Annie Evett, Anthony Venutolo, Cathy Olliffe, Jen Brubacher, and Calvin Seen to the ranks of #FridayFalsh. We look forward to your continuing participation.

Now for a little news

All the stories for the Best Of 2009 #fridayflash Anthology have gone through first round judging. In most cases I concurred with the findings of the judges, which mean they need no further evaluation. Editing, yes, evaluation, no. There are still several that need final determinations, and those will be done soon. In the mean time, I have started notifying some authors as to their status. So watch your email. I’m afraid not everyone made it, but am glad everyone participated. You all have been a joy to work with.

The Reader’ Choice Award has been decided by popular vote. Congratulations to Maria Protopapadaki-Smith for her story, Puma and Jaguar Save the Planet. With Maria’s consent, Puma and Jaguar will grace the pages of Best Of.

The editing phase of Best Of will start this week. It is my intention to use local variant English in the anthology to reflect the global nature of FridayFlash. Look for an author’s packet in the mail soon which will ask for more information from you, including your variety of English.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming. Ladies and gents, I give you this week’s #fridayflash.

The Stories

1234 by Jim Dempsey @jimdempsey ~ Mystery/Thriller ~

A Clash of Genres by Dan Powell @danpowfiction ~ Slice of Life ~

A Curious Case of Bottled-up Passion by Alex Carrick @Alex_Carrick ~ Cross Genre ~

A Day in the Life by Virginia Moffatt @VirginiaMoffatt ~ Unspecified ~

A Northern SwanSong by Chance @Chance4321 ~ Humor ~

A Tale of Love, Misfortune and Nasty Wee Dogs by Alan W. Davidson @NA ~ Humor ~

All-night Diner by CJ Hodges MacFarlane @h0jp0j ~ Mystery/Thriller ~

Alma by Louise Dragon @WeezelWords ~ Horror/Suspense ~

Almonds by April L. Hamilton @@indieauthor ~ Slice of Life ~

Always a Bridesmaid, Part II by Cecilia Dominic @RandomOenophile ~ Mystery/Thriller ~

Bad Smile by J.C. Towler @n/a ~ Horror/Suspense ~

Beware the Tigress by Susan Cross @@susanjcross ~ Humor ~

Breakaway by Anke Wehner @Anke ~ Romance ~

Breaking Limits by Anke Wehner @Anke ~ Fantasy ~ Debut

Cain and Annabelle by Amy Taylor @adastrapoetry ~ Horror/Suspense ~

Chimera by Maria Protopapadaki-Smith @mazzz_in_Leeds ~ Unspecified ~

City Meets Country by Lauren Cude @NA ~ Slice of Life ~

Coffee Break by Angie C. @techtigger ~ Fantasy ~

Cravings of a Kraken by Katirra @katirra ~ Unspecified ~

Crossroads by Deanna Schrayer @deannaschrayer ~ Slice of Life ~

Dickless by Lily Mulholland @CascadeLily ~ Mystery/Thriller ~

Drop-Dead Date by Mel Morton @Mel_Morton ~ Slice of Life ~ Debut

Dunston Monster: Sinners by David G Shrock @dracotorre ~ Fantasy ~

Forgytan by Annie Evett @AnnieEvett ~ Magical Realism ~ Debut

Goldi-locks Part 2 by ganymeder @ganymeder ~ Humor ~

Graveside by Thom Gabrukiewicz @tgabrukiewicz ~ Unspecified ~

I Tell You The Truth by Melissa D. Johnston @melissa_djohnst ~ Experimental ~

I Want an iPad! by AJ Campos @AJ_Campos ~ Slice of Life ~

I’ve Got Bills in All the Right Places by Elizabeth Ditty @ditty1013 ~ Slice of Life ~

I, Zombie by Olivia Tejeda @SimplyOlivia ~ Cross Genre ~

Inheritance by Aaron Polson @aaronpolson ~ Unspecified ~

Lament by Karen Schindler @karenfrommentor ~ Literary ~

Mafia Rehab (pt.4): Ouch! by Anne Tyler Lord @AnneTylerLord ~ Humor ~

Merrick Tree by Donald Conrad @NoddlaNocdar ~ Horror/Suspense ~

Miss by Hannah Bisson @MoxieMouth ~ Slice of Life ~

Moonlight Madness by J. M. Strother @jmstro ~ Unspecified ~

No Child of Mine by Tim VanSant @TimVanSant ~ Humor ~

Opportunity Knocking by E. D. Johnson @geektreasure ~ Fantasy ~

Paris in the Offing by Michael J. Solender @mjsolender ~ Slice of Life ~

Parting Scene by Laurita Miller @LauritaMiller ~ Unspecified ~

Pearls of Wisdom by Jodi Cleghorn @JodiCleghorn ~ Slice of Life ~

Prince’s Survival by Alyssa Tompkins @xAChels ~ Fantasy ~

Rainbow Ends by Peggy McFarland @peggywriter ~ Fantasy ~

Reconciliation by Tony Noland @tonyNoland ~ Unspecified ~

She Needed a Job by Anthony Venutolo @bukowskisbaseme ~ Literary ~ Debut

Sixteen More Quarterly Reports by P.J. Kaiser @doublelattemama ~ Slice of Life ~

Sore Loser by Laura Eno @LauraEno ~ Fantasy ~

Staring At The Moon by Ryan Harron @rharron ~ Horror/Suspense ~

Statutory Statuary by Marc Nash @ExisleMoll ~ Literary ~

Stephanie by Michelle Dennis Evans @michelledevans ~ Slice of Life ~

Stolen Child by Yaara Naor-Elman @n/a ~ Magical Realism ~

Super 16 by Christian Bell @christianbell37 ~ Unspecified ~

The Bus Driver by Cathy Olliffe @NA ~ Unspecified ~ Debut

The Clog by Iapetus999 @Iapetus999 ~ Science Fiction ~

The Crab by Jen Brubacher @jen_b ~ Horror/Suspense ~ Debut

The Delivery by Emma Newman @EmApocalyptic ~ Magical Realism ~

The Dive by G.P. Ching @gpching ~ Magical Realism ~

The Fable of the Pigeon by Barry J. Northern @BarryNorthern ~ Fantasy ~

The Foal Watcher by Deborah Bundy @DeborahKBundy ~ Literary ~

The Horizon by Eric J. Krause @ericjkrause ~ Horror/Suspense ~

The Impala by Calvin Seen @calseen ~ Cross Genre ~ Debut

The Impala by Calvin Seen @calseen ~ Cross Genre ~

The Local Heroes: 4-Color Cookout by Al Bruno III @albruno3 ~ ~

The photo in her wallet by Estrella Azul @EstrellaAzul ~ Slice of Life ~

The Priest by M. Patrick Mitchell @M_P_Mitchell ~ Mystery/Thriller ~

The Tiger by David Masters @davidmasters ~ Horror/Suspense ~

The Vanquishing by Chris Chartrand @ChrisChartrand ~ Fantasy ~

The Wall Artist by Mark Kerstetter @markerstetter ~ Unspecified ~

The Woman Who Rusted by Shannon Esposito @soesposito ~ Unspecified ~

The Woods by Marisa Birns @marisabirns ~ Mystery/Thriller ~

Thick With Memory by Linda Simoni-Wastila @drwasy ~ Literary ~

Three Story Statement by John Wiswell @Wiswell ~ Humor ~

To Be Read by EllenO @n/a ~ Unspecified ~

Trolls Suck by Dan Faust @danfaust ~ Unspecified ~

UCF #2: A Midnight Meeting by Sam @FutureNostalgic ~ Fantasy ~

Unwanted by Carrie Clevenger @carrieclevenger ~ Slice of Life ~

Who Dreams? by Peter Etherington @petherin ~ Science Fiction ~

Will Power by Lou Freshwater @lfreshwater ~ Unspecified ~

Wizards have no sense of humour by Anke Wehner @Anke ~ Fantasy ~

If your story is not in the list be sure to go to the Collector and add it. Once I have the details I’ll add it to this posting.

The wrap

Thanks to all our readers. We love you. And please, if you enjoy a story leave comments when you visit. Writers love feedback almost as much as chocolate. Maybe more! Then go tell your friends to read it too. Help these writers grow.

You can subscribe to the #fridayflash hashtag (external link) on Twitter every week for more great flash fiction.

We’re on Facebook (external link) too.
~jon

Moonlight Madness

I was startled awake by the sound of things crashing to the ground downstairs. Now bolt upright, I tried to make sense of what I heard. Was someone breaking in? Where was the damned dog?

The dog!

Oh jeeze, how could I forget? So stupid of me.

I slipped out of bed and into my slippers. I briefly considered the baseball bat, but no, I loved the damned dog. I’d just have to deal with him the best I could.

There it was again, the sound of objects being tossed about at random. Glass clinking on glass. Then the sound of something breaking. I best hurry, to minimize the damage.

Rushing down the stairs I passed through a bright patch of moonlight. I glanced up at the full moon and recalled that fateful night, two months ago. He was bitten on a camping trip. I still had not gotten used to the change.

I burst into the kitchen shouting, “Bad dog! Bad Dog!”

The werebeagle at the refrigerator whirled round, bright eyes sparking, tail wagging like mad, ecstatic in his newfound ability to walk upright and use opposable toes. A half shredded package of deli ham hung from his mouth.

“Bad, bad dog! Outside. Now!” I pointed to the back door.

He had other thoughts. He ran for the living room.

It took me the better part of an hour, and cost me a nice upholstered chair, but I finally got my werebeagle outside, into my high-fenced yard. Let him terrorize rabbits and squirrels.

I locked the door, since he could now open it on his own, and turned back to face the mess in the kitchen. I was exhausted. It was just too much for 3AM. Flipping off the lights I headed back to bed. I’d deal with the mess in the morning.

iPad = Wow

I had an iPad moment last night.

I was watching Steve Jobs and company do the roll out for the iPad on my Dell Laptop last night. It looked pretty cool. Then my dog came up to me an insisted on some quality time. I had to go into the living room and sit on the couch with him. We don’t call him Psycho Pup for nothing.

So I unplugged the laptop and carried it into the living room. The movie kept playing without a hitch. Ah the wonders of wireless. But it was sort of inconvenient walking around with an open laptop – hard not to accidentally put fingers on keys, heavy and awkward to carry, particularly with the open lid. I put it down on the end table, then sat down and gave the dog his due.

After quite a while coddling the pup I decided to go into the kitchen for a snack. The iPad movie was quite long and still playing, so I took the laptop with me. It was just as awkward on that little trip. That’s when I had my iPad moment. I realized how much nicer it would be carrying a 1.5 pound device with the form factor of The Ladies’s Home Journal around from room to room while never missing a beat. With pricing starting at $499 I think this thing just might be the killer Apple hopes it is.

No, I’m not going to buy one right now. But when it comes time to replace my old Dell laptop, I’ll be getting an iPad.
~jon

The #fridayflash Report – Week 35

Another fantastic week for #fridayflash. We had 75 stories this week, plus I’m listing two from last which I missed. That brings us up to 77 in all. My apologies to long time contributor, Tony Noland, and debut participant, D. Paul Angel, for failing to update last week’s listing as promised. If you missed them last week, be sure to drop by and read these two. I feel particularly bad for missing a welcome for a debut story. So sorry.

Speaking of debuts, we had five new ones this week. Please welcome brookelyn, Aaron Polson, Yaara Naor-Elman, EllenO, and AJ Campos to the fold. We are very happy to have you join us and hope that you find participating in #fridayflash a fun weekly challenge.

As always, I’m sure a few people missed adding their stories into the Collector. If you know someone who posted a #fridayflash, and their story does not show up in the list, please visit them and suggest they add the details to the Collector. I promise I’ll add them to the listing. Honest! And if you notice any broken links or misdirections in the list please let me know via email, a comment, or a tweet, and I’ll patch things up.

Enough of this. Now, on to the stories. ~jon

The Stories

Last week’s orphans:

The Light Around the Doorframe by D. Paul Angel @D_PaulAngel ~ Horror/Suspense ~ Debut

Pot of Gold by Tony Noland @TonyNoland ~ Science Fiction

New this week:

Your dad’s a dick by Jim Dempsey @jimdempsey ~ Slice of Life

Winter and All by Linda Simoni-Wastila @drwasy ~ Unspecified

well done by brookelyn @NA ~ Slice of Life ~ Debut

Way Down by Shawn Main @shawnmain ~ Slice of Life

Waves by Katherine Sippel @AntiSocBtrfly ~ Slice of Life

Virus by Maria Protopapadaki-Smith @mazzz_in_Leeds ~ Unspecified

Verklempt by CJ Hodges MacFarlane @h0jp0j ~ Cross Genre

Unchecked Expansion by Aaron Polson @aaronpolson ~ Horror/Suspense ~ Debut

Turned Off by Michelle Dennis Evans @michelledevans ~ Slice of Life

Trade Marks by Peggy McFarland @peggywriter ~ Slice of Life

Too Quiet by J. M. Strother @jmstro ~ Action/Adventure

Time’s Faux Pas by Laura Eno @LauraEno ~ Humor

The Wizard and the Rose by Alex Carrick @Alex_Carrick ~ Literary

The Snow Queen by Virginia Moffatt @VirginiaMoffatt ~ Unspecified

The Off Season by Trevor Mcpherson @3S_stories ~ Literary

The Nth Page of Henry Lamberton’s Journal by Chance @Chance4321 ~ Steampunk

The Home Fires by Sarah Snell-Pym @Saffy ~ Science Fiction

The Ginger Legend by katirra @katirra ~ Unspecified

The Fire of the Gods by KjM @kevinjmackey ~ Fantasy

The Fable of the Elephant by Barry J. Northern @BarryNorthern ~ Fantasy

The Distance Between Things by Peter Etherington @petherin ~ Fantasy

The Boy with Two Brains by Dan Powell @danpowfiction ~ Cross Genre

The Black Cat by Mark Kerstetter @markerstetter ~ Unspecified

Tambourine Girl: a Farewell by Deanna Schrayer @deannaschrayer ~ Slice of Life

Tadpoles by Deirdre M. Murphy @wyld_dandelyon ~ Unspecified

Sympathy, in Three Parts by Elizabeth Ditty @ditty1013 ~ Literary

Status by Dana @ywgdana ~ Slice of Life

Splat! by Barb Relyea @BRelyea ~ Humor

Special Circumstances by Amanda Scotney @rasplemjelly ~ Science Fiction

Sparkle by Jessica Rosen @jessrosenbooks ~ Unspecified

Slaying Dragons by E. D. Johnson @geektreasure ~ Fantasy

Seeing Is Believing by Leigh Barlow @LeighBarlow ~ Science Fiction

Sale or Return by Emma Newman @EmApocalyptic ~ Magical Realism

Red Scarf by Yaara Naor-Elman @n/a ~ Magical Realism ~ Debut

Real Monsters Don’t Take Time Off by Eric J. Krause @ericjkrause ~ Unspecified

Plastic Flowers by EllenO @NA ~ Literary ~ Debut

Philly’s in the house by Tony Noland @TonyNoland ~ Literary

Nothing but a tree in January by Estrella Azul @EstrellaAzul ~ Unspecified

Night Work by David Masters @davidmasters ~ Slice of Life

My Name is Bill Franklin by Lou Freshwater @lfreshwater ~ Literary

Mother’s Little Luchador by AJ Campos @AJ_Campos ~ Unspecified ~ Debut

Monte Cristo by Christian Bell @christianbell37 ~ Unspecified

Kudzu Prayers by Melissa D. Johnston @melissa_djohnst ~ Cross Genre

Impression by Laurita Miller @LauritaMiller ~ Literary

Hush, baby, hush by Amy Taylor @adastrapoetry ~ Cross Genre

Horse Lover by Deborah Bundy @DeborahKBundy ~ Unspecified

Headlines by ganymeder @ganymeder ~ Experimental

Head by Carrie Clevenger @carrieclevenger ~ Cross Genre

Grise by Marc Nash @ExisleMoll ~ Literary

Germs on the Playground by Chrys @Chrys_anthymum ~ Literary

Friending the Dead by P.J. Kaiser @doublelattemama ~ Horror/Suspense

Falling Star by Olivia Tejeda @SimplyOlivia ~ Literary

Dunston Monster: Crossroads by David G Shrock @dracotorre ~ Fantasy

Doomsday by Sarah Snell-Pym @Saffy ~ Science Fiction

Dammit Janet by Michael J. Solender @mjsolender ~ Slice of Life

Combustion by Lily Mulholland @CascadeLily ~ Mystery/Thriller

Checkered Treasure by John Wiswell @Wiswell ~ Fantasy

Changling by Thom Gabrukiewicz @tgabrukiewicz ~ Humor

Cassandra’s Story by Lauren Cude @NA ~ Cross Genre

Breakout by Hannah Bisson @MoxieMouth ~ Mystery/Thriller

Box of What You Need by davidbdale @davidbdale ~ Literary

Blue-Eyed Wink by Lindsay Oberst @lindzsmile ~ Fantasy

Behavioral Therapy Session 6 by G.P. Ching @gpching ~ Unspecified

Aurora Borealis by Skycycler @skycycler ~ Magical Realism

Audra DiMico And The Curse Of The Cartwrights by Al Bruno III @albruno3 ~ Horror/Suspense

Ancient History by Angie C. @techtigger ~ Fantasy

An Uncle by Marisa Birns @marisabirns ~ Mystery/Thriller

Always a Bridesmaid by Cecilia Dominic @RandomOenophile ~ Mystery/Thriller

Addicted by Jim Wisneski @wisneski ~ Horror/Suspense

A Precious Stone by Louise Dragon @WeezelWords ~ Horror/Suspense

A Helping Hand by R Canepa @roncanepa ~ Unspecified

A Grand Day with Dad by M Patrick Mitchell @praetoriv ~ Humor

A Good Book for School by Tim VanSant @TimVanSant ~ Humor

A Change of Heart by Shannon Esposito @soesposito ~ Unspecified

A bat for Mr. Roxby by Karen Schindler @karenfrommentor ~ Horror/Suspense

The wrap

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Too Quiet

Mighty quiet lately. Too quiet. Larson strained eyes and ears to try and penetrate the dark. Only the vaguest silhouette of the forest stood out at the edge of his vision, a darker stain on the moonless sky. Nothing moved – not man, beast nor even air. It was beginning to spook him.

“You hear that?” he asked JoJo.

“I hear nada,” JoJo answered, leaning forward to try and strain his ears more. “What ‘cha hear?”

“Nothing,” Larson answered, scanning the darkness before them. “That’s just it, man. Nothing. Nothing, with a capital N. We should hear something. Man, even the crickets are quiet.”

JoJo looked over to him with an expression that said, Stop it man, you’re freaking me out. But before he said anything the stillness was broken by the sound of a snapped twig. They both immediately tensed, all eyes forward.

“You hear that?”

“I heard.” Larson hissed. He put his finger to his lips in warning. Both men now had their weapons at ready. They stood there – listening.

“We should call in a flare,” JoJo whispered.

Larson seriously considered it. It was hell not knowing if they were out there, creeping ever closer. But a flare was just as likely to give away their own position as to paint any bogeys that might be exposed on the open field between them and the forest. And he sure as hell did not want to give away his position. Maybe Murphy or Helen could see something. Ken Murphy and Howard Macey were on their right flank. Helen Jackson and Azumi Iwasaki were on the left. He opened up a channel on his headset.

“Hey Murph, this is Larson. You read me?” He spoke in a very hushed voice.

“Yeah, I got you buddy. What’s up?”

“Can you see anything out there?”

“Negative. Can hardly see my hand in front of my face. How about you?”

“Same here. Thought we heard something a minute ago…”

There was a little chatter on the other end. Everyone could hear over their headsets, but comms protocol limited an open mike to just team leads, to help keep chitchat down. “Yeah,” Murphy replied. “Mace thought he heard something too.” Larson and JoJo exchanged anxious looks.

“Helen?”

“Yeah, I’m still here, Larson.” Helen checked in to let them know she was alright. “We didn’t hear anything down this way.” Of course they all knew that did not mean a thing, so the news brought little comfort.

“Ask her if she’s doing anything Friday night,” JoJo urged, poking at Larson’s elbow.

“In your dreams,” Helen snorted, having picked up what he said.

“Cut the chatter, people,” Mother Hen broke in to scold.

“Well, stay alert, folks. I’ve got a bad feeling tonight.” Larson closed his mike. He shot JoJo a look, and JoJo just grinned.

“Worth a try,” he insisted.

“She’s got a kid,” Larson pointed out.

“So? I like kids.” He grinned all the bigger.

“You’re hopeless.”

JoJo shook his head, no. Hopeful. Not hopeless.

They both returned their full attention to the yawning darkness before them. What they wouldn’t give for just a little moonlight. The silence was getting downright oppressive.

“Tango Six! Tango Six!” Helen’s urgent voice broke into their earpieces. “Request a flare. Now!”

There was a sudden burst of fire off to the left. Larson and JoJo lurched forward, weapons raised, desperately searching for something to shoot. Beams of light cut through the night, slicing madly about from Helen’s position. Was she crazy? They had turned on their flashlights – a dead giveaway!

“Helen, cut the lights!” Larson shouted into his mike.

“Oh my God!” More rapid fire. Then a scream.

“Helen? Helen!” There was no answer. “Azzi? Answer me, man!” They held their weapons ready, feeling completely useless. They could not just shoot in the general direction, though it was tempting as hell.

A bright white flare exploded above the position of Tango Six flooding the field with light. They began shooting immediately. Hulking figures lurched to the ground and scrambled back towards the forest, keeping low so that there was no clear shot. JoJo leapt up and ran to the top of a small rise, firing and screaming obscenities all the time. Larson ran after him and threw him to the ground just as return fire danced about their feet. JoJo tried to fight him off, but Larson managed to keep his grip while hauling him further down behind the cover of the low hummock. Support fire now came from both sides as Tango Four and Tango Seven covered them. It was all Larson could do to haul JoJo, still struggling, back into their foxhole. They both collapsed against opposite walls, panting hard.

There was a little sporadic fire back and forth for a few minuets but it quickly died out. As usual the bogeys quickly withdrew deep into the safety of their forest, gone as quietly as they had come. Sounds of the night returned. Insects began to chirp.

After a few minuets Mother Hen called roll, going straight down the roster. Larson jerked up when he heard his call. “Tango Five?”

“We’re OK,” Larson responded, eying JoJo, as if unsure this answer was correct.

“Tango Six?” No response. “Tango Six? Tango Six, do you read?” There was an extended silence. “Tango Seven?”

“Roger.”

JoJo punched the ground, hard. Larson reached out, as if to comfort him, but pulled back awkwardly, unsure how to act. JoJo looked up at him, tears in his eyes.

“She had a kid, man.”

The #fridayflash Report – Week 34

Wow, we had a banner week with an astounding 67 stories posted under the #fridayflash banner this week. I believe that is a new record. The #fridayflash community continues to grow. We had six debut pieces. Please extend a hearty welcome to our new participants: Chrys, Ron Canep, David B. Dale, Jessica Rosen, The Cheshire Scribe, and Katirra. Be sure to visit their sites and leave a comment. Welcome aboard, all.

This is later than usual this week. I apologize for keeping you hanging. I have many excuses, both of the lame and solid varieties. The chief reason is, I have been collecting and reviewing judging packets for The Best of 2009 #fridayflash Anthology. Two key points here:

  1. The judges have been doing an outstanding job. All have taken their responsibilities seriously and have been a pleasure to work with.
  2. Based on the judging results so far the anthology is shaping up nicely. We are going to have one fine collection of flash when all is said and done.

Just one quick reminder before I turn you over to the list of stories for this week. The polls are still open for the Reader’s Choice Award for the Best Of anthology. If you have not yet voted for your favorite, tool on over to the links page, read the stories, and cast your vote.

As always, if your story is not in the list go over to the Collector and add the details. I’ll then be able to add it here. And if you notice anything wonky with the links, shoot me an email or DM on Twitter to let me know. I’ll do my best to path things up.

Enough chit-chat for now. Here are this week’s offerings. Enjoy. ~jon

The Stories

All the Way to the Top by Michael J. Solender @mjsolender ~ Fantasy

Armageddon Cookie by Iapetus999 @Iapetus999 ~ Horror/Suspense

At a loss for life by Kaolin Fire @kaolinfire ~ Literary

Before Dark by Virginia Moffatt @VirginiaMoffatt ~ Unspecified

Black Sheep by Deanna Schrayer @deannaschrayer ~ Unspecified

Black to Blue by Eric J. Krause @ericjkrause ~ Horror/Suspense

Blue Ribbon by Marisa Birns @marisabirns ~ Slice of Life

By the Dragon’s Tail by Kaolin Fire @kaolinfire ~ Fantasy

Chicken Dance by Skycycler @skycycler ~ Literary

Constant Eclipse – Flash One by Chrys @N/A ~ Literary ~ Debut

Doomed by ganymeder @ganymeder ~ Cross Genre

Ending by Kim Batchelor @Kim_Batchelor ~ Literary

FACE – THE BROKEN MIRROR by Jim Wisneski @Wisneski ~ Horror/Suspense

Garden Fresh by Laura Eno @LauraEno ~ Unspecified

He Woke Up by Melissa D. Johnst @melissa_djohnst ~ Slice of Life

Help Yourself by Louise Dragon @WeezelWords ~ Mystery/Thriller

Helping the Nice Guy by John Wiswell @Wiswell ~ Mystery/Thriller

Herb Green Discusses his Finances in Four-letter Words by Alex Carrick @Alex_Carrick ~ Humor

His Due by Chris Chartrand @ChrisChartrand ~ Experimental

Homecoming by Peggy McFarland @peggywriter ~ Literary

Intimacy by G.P. Ching @gpching ~ Romance

Mafia Rehab (pt.3): Gratitude by Anne Tyler Lord @AnneTylerLord ~ Humor

Main Street Competition by Anton Gully @antongully ~ Fantasy

Meow by Michelle Dennis Evans @michelledevans ~ Unspecified

Messrs Swazzle, Pogmorten and the U.C.F. by Sam @FutureNostalgic ~ Fantasy

Narcoleptic Princess by R Canepa @roncanepa ~ Unspecified ~ Debut

Nature/Nurture by Maria Protopapadaki-Smith @mazzz_in_Leeds ~ Unspecified

Negative by Christian Bell @christianbell37 ~ Unspecified

Nice Shirt by Susan Cross @susanjcross ~ Slice of Life

No Surprise by Emma Newman @EmApocalyptic ~ Slice of Life

Observatory by Matt @litrock ~ Science Fiction

Peggy by Amy Taylor @adastrapoetry ~ Magical Realism

Porridge-Chops by Peter Etherington @petherin ~ Humor

Proof of Purchase by Dan Powell @danpowfiction ~ Magical Realism

Proof’s Hammer by davidbdale @davidbdale ~ Literary ~ Debut

Rejection Letters by Marc Nash @ExisleMoll ~ Fantasy

Riddle on the Ridge by David G Shrock @dracotorre ~ Fantasy

Root Baby by Shannon Esposito @soesposito ~ Cross Genre

Shadow Of A Chance by Al Bruno III @albruno3 ~ Action/Adventure

Shaken by J. M. Strother @jmstro ~ Literary

Skycat and Woodpecker Make a Bet by Deirdre M. Murphy @wyld_dandelyon ~ Unspecified

Small White Pill by Linda Simoni-Wastila @drwasy ~ Literary

Something Simple by Karen Schindler @karenfrommentor ~ Horror/Suspense

Soul Collector by Alyssa Tompkins @xAChels ~ Fantasy

Space by Thom Gabrukiewicz @tgabrukiewicz ~ Unspecified

Stealing Memories by Leigh Barlow @LeighBarlow ~ Fantasy

Suicidal Pine Tree by Estrella Azul @EstrellaAzul ~ Humor

The Bubble by Jessica Rosen @jessrosenbooks ~ Unspecified ~ Debut

The Complexing Conundrum by Chance @chance4321 ~ Humor

The End of Fred and Ginger by Tim VanSant @TimVanSant ~ Humor

The Fable of the Swallow by Barry J. Northern @BarryNorthern ~ Fantasy

The Fridge by Richard Gardner @ric03 ~ Slice of Life

The Great Escape by The Cheshire Scribe @cheshirescribe ~ ~ Debut

The Hunt by Deborah Bundy @DeborahKBundy ~ Humor

The Missing Piece by Carrie Clevenger @carrieclevenger ~ Horror/Suspense

The Neighbours by Laurita Miller @LauritaMiller ~ Horror/Suspense

The Right Thing to Say by CJ Hodges-MacFarlane @h0jp0j ~ Slice of Life

The Stand-off by Angie C. @techtigger ~ Fantasy

The Street Philosopher by David Masters @davidmasters ~ Slice of Life

The Tear-Gatherer God by Hannah Bisson @MoxieMouth ~ Fantasy

The underbelly of the beast. by Jenni Dérföldy @jenni_fleur ~ Historical

The World Still Shakes by Elizabeth Ditty @ditty1013 ~ Unspecified

Thomas & the Good Folk’s War by Katirra @katirra ~ Fantasy ~ Debut

What the Kookaburra Saw by Lauren Cude @NA ~ Fantasy

Wiccan Rivalry by Timothy P. Remp @Tim_Remp_writer ~ Horror/Suspense

Willpower by Lily Mulholland @CascadeLily ~ Literary

You Can’t Trust Adults by Dana @ywgdana ~ Slice of Life

The wrap

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